fap cloth

A disposable cloth (tissue, paper towel etc.) that you put close to the head of your penis to avoid making any messes while havin a fap.

"Hey I know you aren't takin a shit in there greg just use a fap cloth I don't want your baby seeds all over my bathroom"

by that one kid nobody knowS May 20, 2017

Fap Money

The money you devote each month to materials (i.e. porn mags, online subs for porn) For masturbatory purposes.

I was gonna get another subscription for redbook, but I ran out of fap money.

by Tman2217 September 2, 2016

Fap bank

A rather delicate area of the brain, containing images, memories, and dreams, that can be used later to Fap in times of need.

How did you survive that weekend of camping? I tapped into the ol' fap bank.

by Benstar June 14, 2012

fap pad

Using a iPad to masterbate

Bro I don’t use my cell phone to fap I use my fap pad

by Dan Deweese June 2, 2018

Fap Wagon

When a very large group of males get together and fap and jerk eachother off

HEY GUYS COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND WE CAN HAVE THE BIGGEST FAP WAGON OF OUR LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Bacon pizza pi June 1, 2016

fapping fest

A fest where men come and masterbate to each others bodies

Man I just went to the world wide fapping fest it was lit. Fap

by m&mlover May 20, 2016

sorrow fap

When you use the tears of someone as lube to masturbate with.

The best lube to improve your mood!

I broke up with Sarah and she started to cry, quickly I gathered her tears for a sorrow fap.

by M1khale June 10, 2016