A cute, good-looking grumpy Japanese captain who won't leave a piece of you if you're a titan. Loves cleaning and beating up Eren Yeager. Has his own squad... oh sorry, they're dead. Has a four (actually three)-eyed friend. Had another friend with blond hair, but he's dead.
Why didn't you guys clean under the counter? Captain Levi's going to smack the shit out of you if he finds an inch of dust there!
"Levi Ackerman, who is also known as Heichou Levi, has barely survived the fangirls' attack".
"Levi Ackerman, who is also known as Heichou Levi, has barely survived the fangirls' attack".
by skypierivai November 23, 2021

A principle that states "The diameter of a woman's hoop earrings is directly proportional to her level of promiscuity."
The Levy Corollary is a filter used by men when trying to identify potential sexual partners at a bar or club for single-night session of sexual intercourse.
Although the Levy Corollary can easily be used in a derogatory way (by women, their husbands/boyfriends who are within earshot, etc.), it should not. Attire conforming to the Levy Corollary is useful for both males and females, as it signals a conscious intent to find sexual activity. This helps to negate the chance of miscommunication or wasted effort on the behalf of both parties.
The Levy Corollary is a filter used by men when trying to identify potential sexual partners at a bar or club for single-night session of sexual intercourse.
Although the Levy Corollary can easily be used in a derogatory way (by women, their husbands/boyfriends who are within earshot, etc.), it should not. Attire conforming to the Levy Corollary is useful for both males and females, as it signals a conscious intent to find sexual activity. This helps to negate the chance of miscommunication or wasted effort on the behalf of both parties.
by LevyCorollary December 15, 2009

by I’m a levi July 8, 2020

by ~s.brooke March 10, 2021

A Levi is a person who thinks they know what’s actually important to know. They constantly ignore the instructions of their supervisors and then wonder why they aren’t being treated fairly. They especially believe that their beliefs are superior and should be accepted above others. Overall, a Levi is a procrastinating freckled red head who needs to learn how to follow directions.
Levi still has to write his sophomore history paper.
Levi thinks that his app is more important than his school work.
Levi thinks weddings are more important than portfolios, which is CRAZY!
Levi thinks that his app is more important than his school work.
Levi thinks weddings are more important than portfolios, which is CRAZY!
by RealityCheck2020 December 30, 2019

by FreezyLemonade March 3, 2023

The dumbest cunt you’ll ever meet. Tiny penis and got that Ohio rizz
Won’t shut the fuck up about skibidi toilet and hurts your head with his voice
Won’t shut the fuck up about skibidi toilet and hurts your head with his voice
by Dhesbzwbs January 11, 2024
