A euphemism for a battered, worn out pussy. An extremely blown out vagina. Thick, red, bulbous vaginal lips. A cousin of beef drapes and roast beef curtains. Not the kind of female you want to bring home to meet your parents.
"You see that girl at the club last night?"
"Yeah man, her ham strips were bursting out of her daisy dukes. Freaking gross."
"Yeah man, her ham strips were bursting out of her daisy dukes. Freaking gross."
by Dr. Victor Von Doom April 4, 2013

A person who makes ham sandwiches without cutting off the crust. They typically put pickles in the sandwich too.
A ham Sambitch normally has brown hair, brown eyes, and brown eyebrows. That is why they don’t cut off the crust, as it is sort of brown.
A ham Sambitch normally has brown hair, brown eyes, and brown eyebrows. That is why they don’t cut off the crust, as it is sort of brown.
Hannah: Are you kidding me? She didn’t cut off the crust from my ham sandwich. She is such a ham sambitch.
by Removed Sandwich Crust May 18, 2021

by Big boy United June 10, 2018

The high and mighty second hand leader of the oder of ham and cheese.The great master of speech.The one to rally up the crowd of HAMsters to stop and reinforce what the they believe in.
by Gaxellex September 14, 2016

by jcrone January 11, 2012

"hey jenny where is tbone?" ... " he saw you bending over and then i think he went to the bathroom to pump the ham."
by archamtrand May 19, 2010

by Jellywool25 November 18, 2011
