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Ham Strips

A euphemism for a battered, worn out pussy. An extremely blown out vagina. Thick, red, bulbous vaginal lips. A cousin of beef drapes and roast beef curtains. Not the kind of female you want to bring home to meet your parents.
"You see that girl at the club last night?"

"Yeah man, her ham strips were bursting out of her daisy dukes. Freaking gross."
by Dr. Victor Von Doom April 4, 2013
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ham sambitch

A person who makes ham sandwiches without cutting off the crust. They typically put pickles in the sandwich too.

A ham Sambitch normally has brown hair, brown eyes, and brown eyebrows. That is why they don’t cut off the crust, as it is sort of brown.
Hannah: Are you kidding me? She didn’t cut off the crust from my ham sandwich. She is such a ham sambitch.
by Removed Sandwich Crust May 18, 2021
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ham solo

Ham Solo or Pork Solo is porking by yourself, aka mastrubating
Rodney was wanting to Ham Solo yesterday...
by Big boy United June 10, 2018
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Ham and Cheesilist

The high and mighty second hand leader of the oder of ham and cheese.The great master of speech.The one to rally up the crowd of HAMsters to stop and reinforce what the they believe in.
Ham and Cheesilist:we are one .we must stick together.
HAMsters:here, here
by Gaxellex September 14, 2016
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ham pieced

when you go too hard in the paint, and you end up getting way too drunk (aka hammered).
Did you see john stumbling around the party last night? yeahh he was ham pieced fosho!
by jcrone January 11, 2012
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pump the ham

"hey jenny where is tbone?" ... " he saw you bending over and then i think he went to the bathroom to pump the ham."
by archamtrand May 19, 2010
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Spicing the Ham

Misa: Oh whats up?
Arasia: MISA!
Kistune: Here she goes Spicing the Ham again -.-
by Jellywool25 November 18, 2011
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