Dirty Handshake

So named for its resemblance to the familiar hand based greeting. This pleasure technique requires the female to be in a doggy style position as four fingers and as much of your hand are inserted into the vagina. Assuming the female has not gorged herself on Tommy's Burger, the thumb can be safely used to penetrate the anus without fear of mudslides. Also referred to as "four in the slit, one in the shit".
If you got deals to make, seal them with a dirty handshake.
by Autistic Pornstar February 05, 2010
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Dirty Lance

This is performed when the man takes Lance brand crackers and puts them in the vagina until he can't fit anymore, then she sits on his face and he pleasures her while simultaneously eating the crackers, this act is only completed after every cracker is consumed, but he had better hurry cause the crackers get soggy after to long
I couldn't decide what I wanted to do first eat or have sex so I just performed a Dirty Lance
by Googled Hell April 24, 2017
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Dirty Lilly

A Dirty Lilly is a kinky bitch. She's into BDSM, and really likes vibrators. She's also probably a fucking bottom and loves being topped.

She's always horny and fantasizes about fucking literally every person she meets.

Oh, I forgot. Her porn history is messed the fuck up.
"You see that girl over there? I heard she's a total Dirty Lilly."

"Yeah. Her search history got leaked, and it's really kinky. BDSM."
by IceCubedPussy April 19, 2020
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Dirty Minded

You are Dirty Minded
by Nightmare-Chan January 11, 2022
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Big Dirty

A large criminal plan. Usualy organised while spending time in jail for another crime.
"I got this plan for a big dirty after I get outta here"
by zoobtoob December 08, 2006
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Dirty Hanson

When one man gives two other men handjobs.
Hanson gave Chase and Michael a Dirty Hanson behind the port-a-potties.
by Sgt. Butthole July 21, 2011
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Dirty Carter

When you force feed an entire full coarse meal of chips and salsa into a girl’s asshole, just to eat it out.
Not gonna lie, that Dirty Carter last night was delicious Sophie.”
by Slurpypubes April 18, 2020
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