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MY issue with it is that they clearly FRAME leftist talking points as self-evidently good or inarguably correct and right-wing talking points as antagonistic. The left has presuppositions like "gender is divorced from sex and is on a spectrum" that are reinforced by Hollywood in the same way that the catholic presuppositions are reinforced. Which is a good point. Take Supergirl season 4 (I think) the villain is charlie kirk. It's a framing thing. I mean... You know you'd call it "whitewashing" if it was African folklore but instead it's danish folklore and was done intentionally to hoist white people by their own petard AND they explicitly stated that it was being done for that reason. But... Yeah, that's a good point about the production ebd of things. I hadn't considered that.
Hym "You better not be talking about ME being abusive. The cripple was a shit talking bitch who I was forced to coddle in spite of the fact that they were bring him whores to fuck and put me in a situation where I was forced to either affirm her decision to fuck a retard instead or me or allow them to exploit me in exchange for letting me get away with LESS egregious rule breaking or follow all of the rules while that whore fucks a cripple. You needed to suck the cripples dick to get him to follow any rules. And The boys tried to frame it as me abusing tyrone for no reason but tyrone is a shit talking retarded bitch who likes to think he's proving a point but is too stupid to realize that it isn't the actual WORDS he's using but the ACT of using the words to deride me or the ACT of accusing me of being something I'm not. But.... If I accept meatball's definition of woke, it explains Jordan's pissant attitude. You see how he wanted to covertly excise people from society using his personality test as minority report style future crime? He thought I was Brandon Schiff (And that's why people spammed UD with fuck you brandon posts). Did the students you kicked out KNOW why they were kicked out? Did they know they were taken out before they did anything wrong because they failed your personality test? You see me call that shit years before he was willing to admit it on camera? Ha! Oh and did you see the 'violent' footage of the 'violent' insurrection?"
by Hym Iam March 9, 2023
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woke

to latch onto what ever social trend is popular at the moment usually based on ideas of faked oppression and talk about how everyone is a victum except white men, unless you are gay or trans and like to make love to children

woke person a: let me use my phone that was manufactured in part by slave labor around the world to post to some social media platform, that this restaurant does not give out free food for the homeless who also happen to be gay and trans and black, which is reason enough to give them their own restaurant let along a little free food once in a while, i mean these people build this country. i am so woke, why cant everyone be charitable with other peoples stuff like me? its time to woke it up my pimps.

person b: nope, stop pretending to be woke and get a job you sparkly wiggle
im here to woke it up and get some free stuff.

if i lie cheat and steal enough i might be able to get my woke book published then we will be living like kings before old whitely enslaved us and made us earn our keep for a very short while, thank the gods these dumb ass white people are pretending to be all woke-n-sheeeyyit

person a: hey did you see sam brinton was wearing the clothes he stole from random women while out doing pr stunts for the government and other woke none sense?

person b: why was sam brinton hired? clearly he has a problem, dude walks around like a women, he makes me want to punch kittens in their cute little fuzzy faces

person a: oh because ignoring actual problems that matter is not woke, and hiring someone who has all sorts of red flags and ignoring them couldnt be more woke, espcialy if their only skill is liing and stealing, this is double bonus woke points
by potna69 mad real playa 4 life February 23, 2023
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Woke

Anything that isn’t from a white straight male;commonly spread for losers complaining on twitter.
The oscars are so woke, this woke agenda is destroying our country
by ChampCyndaquil March 17, 2023
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E-woke

Finding all of your political awareness online
Carin is suddenly commenting on politics, she has been online reading about the election suddenly she is e-woke.
by anonymous December 19, 2022
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woke 2023 woman

A biological male who identifies as a female and declares themselves as a women, while being equipped with mature male sexual and reproductive organs still intact.

Any biological male who insists they are a female and demands to be defined as a woman post modifications to the original definition of a woman adopted during the “woke” 2023 era.

Any member of the transgender community who is a biological male that declares themselves to be a female woman or just a woman.

Any member of any group or demographic who is a biological male at birth and identifies transitions or demands to be defined as a woman and addressed as a woman.

A delusional male who attempts to troll the entire country and prey on females and children in a predatory manner by claiming they are a woman and or female and making deliberately misleading and false statements regarding their gender identity. Can also be called simply 2023 woman.
During the work era of 2023 a group of transgender biological men redefined the definition of “woman” to suit their needs in turn major companies attempted partnerships and endorsements with these newly defined “women” while females were stripped of their rights to female exclusive restrooms and the usage of “women” as newly defined and assigned in 2023, no longer belonged to biological females.

A social media star during this time received partnerships that were products for females. Only issue was she was a woke 2023 woman, which means she still was a male but identifies as female and demands to be defined as a woman.
by PlatinumXXX May 23, 2023
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Woke

1. People who are not straight, white, and/or cisgendered

2. A word the Political Right likes to use against the Political Right or anything the Right doesn't like (i.e. Black Ariel, LGBTQ+)
1. It's not woke if you're white!

2. That new movie was so woke! That woman was clearly a man!
by catching_fire_3 May 12, 2024
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woke

when you wake up

i dunno

people always say "stay woke" I am awake dumb bitch
by Gamer123gaming360MLGnoscope L January 19, 2022
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