Vegi-Weiner

a) a very flacid peice of male genitalia
b) a vegetarian hotdog
c) a male whom barely uses his genatalia

hey im vegan, can you grab me a Vegi-weiner from the hotdog stand?

by Cloud Puncher February 10, 2010

shiz a crappin weiner

1.when something soooo ourtageously dumb happens that you happen to blurt those words out....

2.when you have no other words to say to describe a situation.....
3.when an ugly skank walks by and gives you a dirty look

1. Ron Ron And Chip Were Walking Down The Street Dressed As 80 Year Old Street Walkers
2."He For Got What We Were Talking About"- Ron Ron

" Hizzzz A Crappin Weiner"- Chip
3. *Ugly Skank Walks By And Gives Dirty Look*

" Shiz A Crappin Weiner If She Thinks Were Not Going To

Say Anything To Her!! "- Ron Ron And Chip

by Ron Ron And Chip September 3, 2009

Needling the weiner

The act grabbing a man's penis and sticking a needle in the hole and shoving it in as far as possible.

He just randomly started needling the weiner.

by BobobobobobobBOB!!! July 7, 2010

Weiner sniff

This occurs when, for whatever reason, you are giving someone oral sex and you miss and go up there nose. Usually followed by a shlanoinker.

Yeah, my mouth raping turned into a weiner sniff. I still can't smell anything.

by *insertnamehere* March 16, 2007

Weiner

Its like a big 'ol' penis....except for its not!!!

John has a big weiner but a little penis.

by vurtoity November 24, 2010

Rice Weiner

Terminology used to describe an asians penis. Roughy one quarter inch (half a lorenz).

I enjoy watching asain porn because seeing a Rice Weiner makes me feel huge!

by Larry Olympic, Dick Beninya March 1, 2008

Hairy weiner aka harold weiner

Mr. Bo jangles' brother's friend's doctor's husband's veterarian's sister's cousin.

A guy slangin' some dope shit (the flamest polyester on the northwest side)

a negro: Hey, where's Harold?
b negro: FUCK YOU CRACKHEAD!!

by MeowMixer October 5, 2004