wasted a sperm cell

wasted sperm cell is an insult you can use on somebody to say that they are a worthless piece of s*it. but keep in mind this insult is so bad it got me suspended from school for 3 days

example: youre dad wasted a sperm cell

by Hitler.Sucks April 19, 2021

stall waster

1. a male that uses a stall to pee, even if a urenal is open
2. a self-concious male that hides from people in restrooms
3. a male that will actually use a handicapped stall, when other stalls are open

Steve, there's a urenal right here; don't be a stall waster dude.

The stall waster heard steps, and ran to the closes stall to hide.

The man in the wheel chair crapped in his pants because a stall waster wouldn't come out.

by Bee Rye Anne March 16, 2009

B-WASTED

to become "B-WASTED" is to get ridiculously drunk in an apparent attempt to have a good time, while losing sight of any possible slim chance of showing signs of sobriety to any officer of the law.. can also involve spewing uncontrollably WHILE trying to order more drinks at the bar...

LOOK at that girl who just threw up at the bar while ordering drinks!! She's "B-WASTED!!!

by BINACA NERDVILLE October 11, 2010

Kanza wasted

The act of getting so drunk you inevitably do something stupid.

Did you see jeff jump from the roof to the pool last night? He was definitely kanza wasted.

by Brozart November 11, 2014

wasted face

The act of being completely drunk. What your face looks like after a long night of shots!

Vanessa:Hey Natalie, something looks different about you..... Did you cut your hair???

Natalie: no, hoe fo sho.... im freakin wasted face!

Vanessa: Lucky!

by nlkatlie September 23, 2007

Wasted

Spending countless hours of your life playing Fallout in a day traveling around the in-game Wasteland.

Friend 1: "Hey, what you up to?"
Friend 2: "Not too much man, just getting wasted right now."
Friend 1: "Yeah, I got super wasted yesterday..."

by droq October 27, 2010

wasted time

What you are creating rn

Jo: Do you ever just go on the urban dictionary for fun??
Sophie: Y would you do that that's just wasted time

by Therearemanyhereamonguswhofeel February 19, 2017