Old Man Walking Syndrome

An elder person who is 99% right, in regards to earthly things in the present and historical facts. Although 99% wrong about future events including( but not limited to) the fact that they are still alive after having “predicted” themselves dead for years.

Tom: “Old Mr. Higgins said that our economy is doomed to collapse in 3 weeks.”
Bob: “Well you know he’s been diagnosed with Old Man Walking Syndrome…. Sharp as a whip and dull as a spoon.

by Jack of trade June 27, 2023

Dancing, Walking, Rearranging Furniture

Something Carter Pewterschmidt does daily.

I am Carter and today we will be Dancing, Walking, Rearranging Furniture.

by >_<!!!!! February 28, 2023

Walking the dog

beatin off, masturbating

"Hey mike i gotta call u back, i'm about to go walking the dog."

by Seriyon November 29, 2006

Walking closet

The act of wearing an inappropriate amount of clothes in layers.

1. "Did you see all the shirts that Jane is wearing?"

"Yeah, she's a walking closet."

2. "It's so cold out today I'm dressing like a walking closet."

by danijd June 4, 2013

walking wide

Same as ILS (inflated lat syndrome).

After the victory, the team captain and his buddies were walking wide until he tripped over a clod and fell on his face.

by anarcissie June 12, 2008

walking distance

10-15 minute walk

Walking distance is a location that can we walked to in 10-15 minutes

by Walking Distance March 8, 2017

the walking head

When someone gives another person a blowjob while walking.

The fluffer: "quit walking so fast"
Sir. Murkalot:"I'm walking as slow as possible."
The fluffer:"the walking head is hard, who told you about this?"
Sir Murkalot:"just some some chode who wanted to Quin"

by Sir Murkchode January 24, 2014