Stink Weasel

Uncircumsized Penis

Mike has a huge Stink Weasel

by Big Head Mike June 17, 2009

Shit weasel

A phrase normally utilized to expressing aggravation toward someone you are well aquainted with.

"Hey shit weasel! Were the fuck did you put the nutella?"

by poshloster 3000 December 30, 2011

bleed a weasel

a coarse, and somewhat ridiculous, term for defecate

Excuse me, I gotta go bleed a weasel.

by Nirom Fej May 20, 2008

punishing the weasel

to pleasure oneself manually (male)

Mother cought me punishing the weasel, when I showed her the mess he made, she gave him a slap too!

by shoe booty April 04, 2007

Weasel Wardancer

noun - Admin of the Free-Oldies board, which sucks because it's French, and the members are lame.

"Weasel Wardancer is french..."

by AnatomyIsDestiny March 17, 2004

weasel dink

a nice hard, hot, wet dick that weasel's in and out of a pussy the proper way

Man, do I like when he does me with his weasel dink.

when I talk about getting fucked properly to my girlfriends...

by nishta January 26, 2008

Pop Goes the Weasel

Historically a childhood game with a catchy little tune but the more au courant reference is to the band of gutless and treasonous weasels in the Trump Administration who are getting popped by their own greed, one by one.

Every night as I’m watching the news I can hear the familiar “Pop Goes the Weasel“ tune playing in my mental background.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 06, 2019