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Neuqua Valley

One of the premier schools in the nation. Located in naperville. Boys learn how to take their daddys money and girls learn to become the perfect trophy wives. For the guys a sweet ride and hot girlfriend is a must. And chicks, bleach blonde hair and looking orange year around is REQUIRED. Every other school hates kids that go here. basically.
Neuqua Valley Kid: "Hey where do you go to school?"

New Trier Kid: "New Trier, you?"

Neuqua Valley Kid: "Neuqua."

New Trier Kid: "Shit, I'm richer then you."

Neuqua Valley Kid: "Dude, I don't give a fuck, more people hate your school then ours so SUCK IT."
by MyShitIsWack March 2, 2009
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almaden valley

The original home of Almaden wines. Site of the infamous Almaden Country Club massacre. 18 people were slaughtered one night in the bar in a robbery that netted less than 500 dollars. The culprits, thought to be residents of Morgan Hill, remain at large.
Down in the Almaden Valley, the valley so low, I lost my poor sweetheart with 1 thunderous blow.
by Bob Harper September 6, 2007
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valley girl

an attractive girl who is prep, wears designer clothes like abercrombie, hollister,etc. (i do too but they over do it)
they act all cute and innocent on there myspaces and in front of adults, but they really want to get laid. they are sometimes really nice sometimes. and sometimes u are their shitting hole. there not too bright and wear high skirts. their vocabulary consists of "OMG" or "radical". when they fall, they ask their nearest friend, to help them up, beacause they say they are too lazy. They mainly inhabit beachy areas, like Alabama, Florida, Texas, California etc. Sometimes they love the peace symbol, and its on they myspaces, home work, binders, notes, yadayadayada.
Jordan: Hey Randy! Come over here i want to talk to you!

Randy: What!?

Jordan: Can you do me tonight, i don't have anything to do. Oh, and do you like my new outfit?

Randy: *nods yes*


Jordan: Radical! See ya tonight! *walks off and falls* Oh Brooklyn! Can you pleeeease help me up?

Brooklyn: OMG Jordan! Your peace sign! It fell out of your binder.


Jordan: Noooooo! are you kidding me???!?!?!

Brooklyn: Ya, im just jk'ing you but can you find me someone to lay tonight?



such a valley girl
by Jbown August 3, 2008
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Simi Valley

A very very small town in California close to Thousand Oaks. Simi Valley is located in Southern California.
by Mathura August 19, 2004
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Peaks & Valleys

Female anatomical landscape where the peaks = tits and ass and the valleys = pussy and ass-crack
P-Phat explored Miss Italy's Peaks & Valleys!
by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2008
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Fortitude Valley

Fortitude Valley (The Valley), a suburb directly north-east of Brisbane CBD known for it's clubs, music, drugs and alcohol, violence, homeless, gay clubs and adult entertainment, The Valley is also directly next to New Farm which has the largest homosexual population in Brisbane.

Most youths profer The Valley to The City to go out on weekends with more clubs and resturants and a much more chilled out laid back drugy vibe, The Valley also attracts lots of freaks, drug users/criminals, raging homosexuals and homeless, but there is a strong police presence and lots of people so it is generally safe.
Person 1: "I hate clubbing in the city its full of drunk cunts"

Person 2: "yeah lets go to the valley (Fortitude Valley) and pop pills!"
by dayvidrx October 7, 2008
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Ralston Valley High School

Located in Arvada, Colorado, and A suburb of Denver. Ralston Valley High School is the location of the 2006 AIDS Scare in which nearly all of the sexy, yet disgusting, females collapsed in the disease ridden halls. Some notable homos from the flaming baby blue school are Daniel Tosh, Ellen Degeneres, and Elton John. Ralston Valley (also called Vanilla Valley) Is mainly aryan dominated, just the way they like. RV is known for their massive ragers where Charlie Sheen caliber lines of coke are delivered by the truck load, and inhaled almost instantly. At these parties, and in the school in general, muscle shirts and large biceps are required at all times. Lack of muscle at VV will result in your useless and shriveled testicles to be promptly removed and blended into an AIDS margarita. In short, it sucks there. :)
Jacob: Hey you wanna go to that crazy party at Ralston Valley High School?

Tyrone: Nah bro I'm black.
by Arvada, Colorado December 30, 2011
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