kick in the vagina

when a girl or woman gets kicked in the vagina.
Girl 1: ::Bitchslaps:: girl 2
Girl 2 : Kicks and aims for her vagina.It connects.
Girl 1: ... ::rolls and floor grabbing crotch::
by Tito March 15, 2004
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vagina on wheels

what guy in his right state of mind would buy a Toyota Prius? it's a f*ckin' vagina on wheels!
by YoHomieImDaBombBass March 04, 2011
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dead vagina

a girl who cannot feel any pleasure in her vagina, but is not paralyzed from the waist down. her vagina is just dead. she cannot get wet if fingered, and will stop in mid orgasm to answer the phone, and act like nothing happened, which will mind fuck a man horribly.
ciara has such a dead vagina she would not get wet for me or anyone else for that matter.
by My name is Mr. Burns January 09, 2010
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Vagina Seizure

This is the same as a really powerful orgasm that is almost unbearable. It is so pleasurable that there are not words to descried it. While it may be weird to say to they guy, it is funny amongst girlfriends to brag about the vagina seizure from last night
"I had the most amazing Vagina Seizure last night. The whole room shook!"
by sexymoose12 February 02, 2010
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hot vagina

A game played where men sit in a circle while a woman goes around the circle fucking each man for 1-5 minutes then moving on to the next. The first guy to blow their load, loses. Hot vagina!
So I played hot vagina with the guys last night. Matt lost before I even got to him.
by JOKRGUY2012 October 21, 2010
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Vagina Ears

When a person with plugs removes of them and their lobes are all floppy like; the holes end up resembling a vagina
"I hate how I gauged my ears. Look how gross they look without plugs"
"Ewww, you've got dem vagina ears!"
by LOLalwyx October 28, 2009
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vagina with a kickstand

A tongue in cheek description of a transvestite, or basically anyone that appears to be a woman but upon further investigation is a dude. If you don't get the definition picture it ! Funny right ?
"Wow look at that chick over there, she's really hot."

"Dude, that isn't a woman, it's a vagina with a kickstand."
by gimbo is all in April 01, 2008
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