Turkey sweats

When you eat too much turkey and get real sweaty.

Can be used for other foods: pizza sweats, sandwhich sweats, taco sweats

Man, I've got the turkey sweats big time.

by Turkeysweats May 11, 2016

turkey tap

When someone (usually male) taps another male on the nutsack firmly enough to elicit a short burst of testicular pain.

"Man, I actually prefer getting snapped in the ass with a wet towel in the locker room now that the football team started turkey tapping me after P.E."

by TomBalls February 22, 2008

wild turkey

The act of displaying one's testicles outside the zipper fly, so as to create the appearance of a turkey's beard. Complete the picture by making turkey gobbles and wing flapping gestures with arms.

The party was pretty lame until Brad busted out a wild turkey.

by Johnny Stone April 21, 2006

making a turkey

Getting a blow-job under the table after putting a tablecloth over it to hide who you are receiving it from.

Look at him you can totally tell he is making a turkey!

by David Blaze October 2, 2006

plump turkey

a fat girl that has a big gut and orangutan tits that hangs low.

hey melanie,.....why do you like a plump turkey?

by firecrotch671 July 27, 2010

Slicin Turkey

the act of doggie style sex; comes from the back and forth motion of slicin turkey

Dude I'd like to be slicin turkey with that one in HR, dude....

by don't cha love it October 9, 2005

turkey tail

When home over the holidays, hooking up with old friends.

After gorging on a holiday feast, the most succulent thing afterwards is turkey tail

by nellbell48 November 26, 2010