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trumpette

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Shreiking banshee cult followers of Donald Trump who like it when he grabs their pussies.
Man, those Trumpettes were as gross as they were loud.
by John Small Berries October 18, 2016
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Trumpelstiltskin

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Trump / el / stilt / skin.

A deceitful gnome who will demand the first born children of all american households unless they can reveal his true identify -- before it's too late.
"Trumpelstiltskin!" said Americans, thereby revealing the fraud before it was too late, prompting the House of Representatives to commence impeachment proceedings.
by NiraMillson February 5, 2017
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TrumpedUp

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A substitute for f**kd up when you are around respactable people eg parents, your boss etc

Eg gosh i trumped up yesterday with my galfrend she saw me making out with her cousin
Trump, TrumpedUp
by amani5oh February 28, 2017
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Trumpencestance

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Trumpencestance is when you and millions of others definitely did not vote for Donald J. Trump, or any of his worldview, but will be forced to live under both that and his administration, most likely lose more rights, and you and/or friends and family (and human beings in general, along with the planet and everything else on it) will suffer.
We are now victims of Trumpencestance.
by djchronic December 8, 2016
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trumpster fire

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The resulting disastrous state of a government after an unqualified person is voted in with the vague promise of changing things.
Wow, we thought the government **used** to be bad, but it's a total trumpster fire now
by YeliwCoyote November 16, 2016
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trumpity dumpity

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A person who is an ugly idiot. He was also the 45th president.
You are Trumpity Dumpity!
by Deathstarkille22 December 15, 2016
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Trumplet Spawn

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A hardcore Trump asskisser who has bumper stickers plastered all over their car, and basically any kind of merchandise available. They're ignorant creaturws who make America as racist as possible. They deny the fact that they are all europeans and that this land is Native Americans, not theirs. You can find them anywhere, Costco, 99 Cent Store, your mom's basement, etc.
"Hey! I just caught a Trumlet Spawn!"

"Make sure your Trumplet Spawn's skin is light enough!"
by ArtsyFur December 23, 2016
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