ape tits

1. A woman with tits of low quality, being in that they may be extremely long and flat, or spread out when they are not confined by a bra.

2. A woman with tits resembling those of a primate at the zoo.

"Eww, that girl just flashed her ape tits at us!"
"With ape tits like that she should be in a zoo."

by totally not gay pirate February 10, 2006

Sparkle Tits

The Sparkly effect that girls (and some guys) get when they put glitter creams on their titties.

I love your sparkle tits!

"Hey, check out sparkle tits."

I love with my titties sparke.

by |EStarr| September 8, 2009

razor tits

breasts which are thin and sharp-looking and resemble razor blades.

Damn. that girl had mad razor tits.

D'jou see the razors on that bitch? Hate to be her.

by jenou May 13, 2007

man tits

if your a man look down(if you look down and cant see your dick)

austin:nice tits
kyle: what are you talking about

austin: cho man tits

by Kyle McCumbee September 9, 2012

tit twist

The systematic twisting of one's nipple.

That tit twist really hurt.

by TrevDawg October 14, 2003

anime tits

Massive tits on a small frame, mostly seen in every anime ever. This is mostly fanservice to people who like to fap to cartoon characters.

I was watching Code Geass the other day and this chick's tits were taking up half the screen. The funny part is she was supposed to be a teenager on the show. I wish that anime tits didn't look so absurd on real girls.

by deathwish124 May 24, 2009

tit curtain

A shirt that, although intended to hide the cowness of pregnancy or fatness by draping what appears to be a curtain over the tits, is now, for some unknown reason, trendy on sexy females as well.

Coined by Maddox - "R.I.P. my boner"

"There's a reason pregnant women wear tit curtains, and it's because it usually looks good on them in lieu of a beekeeper outfit."

Go wear something that is less likely to turn men gay.

by Urban Dictionary January 9, 2008