A long, curved shit log that comes out your ass 24 hours after eating a generous portion of corn. It can be placed on your partner's head as a lovely crown fit for a princess.
When the strong fecal aroma filled the room I knew it could only be one thing. Eric displayed a big brown Corn-Studded Tiara on his head. His sexiness was reminiscent of Audrey Hepburn - with shit on top.
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Get the timothee chalamet mug.When a dealer says he'll be at your house in 20 minutes, and doesn't show up till 2 hours later, then act like he showed up on time.
Dealer: "I'll be there in 20 minutes"
Me: "taking dealer time into calculation i'll see you in about 2 hours"
Me: "taking dealer time into calculation i'll see you in about 2 hours"
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Get the Titfire mug.1. A female name normally associated with a vibrant, happy go lucky, full of energy, kindred spirit.
This female is usually gorgeous, and her beauty is not only skin deep- she does not lack in compassion and love for others and all living things.
Family means a great deal to this person, as do friends.
Tionni almost always has a string of boys following her around, hoping to win her heart..
With big eyes and a gentle heart and heaps of talent, it's no wonder everyone wants to be her friend. And true friends she has..
This female is usually gorgeous, and her beauty is not only skin deep- she does not lack in compassion and love for others and all living things.
Family means a great deal to this person, as do friends.
Tionni almost always has a string of boys following her around, hoping to win her heart..
With big eyes and a gentle heart and heaps of talent, it's no wonder everyone wants to be her friend. And true friends she has..
by Sade467 August 12, 2011
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Ben: What did Ralph and Bert do in the military before they came to training?
Curtis: Well I know one was military police and I think other was in Special Forces but worked "at the rear with the gear" instead of forward deployed.
Ben: That explains the ego.
What a couple of "Tier-One Ass-Clown" - "TOAC".
Curtis: Word
Curtis: Well I know one was military police and I think other was in Special Forces but worked "at the rear with the gear" instead of forward deployed.
Ben: That explains the ego.
What a couple of "Tier-One Ass-Clown" - "TOAC".
Curtis: Word
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Get the Tier-One Ass-Clown" - "TOAC mug.One who submits a word or term to Urban Dictionary and then is so offended when it is rejected that he or she rants on Urban Dictionary's facebook page that facebook is unfair and mean and that he or she will sue Urban Dictionary with an imaginary lawyer, who will supposedly make Urban Dictionary magically disappear; also, one who throws temper-tantrums that resemble those of a toddler on the internet or in public
He got so mad because he submitted "tigersaur" to Urban Dictionary and they rejected it, so he threatened to sue them; he's such a tigersaur.
Timmy turned into a tigersaur when his girlfriend dumped him and he splashed her name all over the internet.
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Timmy turned into a tigersaur when his girlfriend dumped him and he splashed her name all over the internet.
fucktard spoil-sport Barney Fife Dwight Schrute Michael Scott intertantrum facebook litigant
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