MA THERES A WEIRD FUCKIN CAT OUTSIDE

What you say when a weird cat is outside

*sees a weird cat outside* “MA THERES A WEIRD FUCKIN CAT OUTSIDE”

by Cloudnine223 April 23, 2019

Doing a Theresa

When you had every advantage in a situation, but still manage to get FUBAR.

Announcer 1 “John was had an amazing hand in poker, with a ace high straight flush”

Announcer 2 “I know, why the hell did he fold to a guy with a uno card and a sweetener packet”

Announcer 3 “ In all my years of being a announcer, never one have I seen someone doing a Theresa this hard”

by Justin Heras March 29, 2019

im wondering if theres a limit to the words you can include in a dictionary, like seriously.

when you are im wondering if theres a limit to the words you can include in a dictionary, like seriously.

if you are feeling like im wondering if theres a limit to the words you can include in a dictionary, like seriously. you should run for your life.

im wondering if theres a limit to the words you can include in a dictionary, like seriously.

by sir johnathan the 2nd April 4, 2022

Two plus two is four minus one that’s three

A highly metaphorical phrase by the poet and historian Michael Dapaah in the song “Man’s Not Hot” which speaks out against anti-intellectualism, deems math to be a discovery and not creation of humans, and communicates that human opinions themselves are means of self-preservation and coping with pain. But, as Michael Dapaah notes, “metaphorical truths exist to facilitate moral living, not comfortable living. A mathematical fact is a literal truth, and if 2+2=5 ever becomes a metaphorical truth in a society—remember cultural relativism—knowledge becomes not only a means of power but a vessel of revolution.”

Dude 1:...
Dude 2: Two plus two is four minus one that’s three quick maths. Everyday man’s on the block. Smoke trees...

by True_Lust July 23, 2019

threesome

when 3 people hav sex simultaneously

me, my boyfriend, & this other girl from my skool had an intense threesome.

by Luscious DDz August 16, 2008

three strikes

Whena person has been accused and convicted of three crimes and goes to jail for life. Like what Tupac said in the song Runnin.

Tupac- My main man hade two strikes, slipped, got arrested and flipped. Screamed thug life and emptied his clip.

by J-Kick April 8, 2005

threesome

When three people have sex. This can be two males and a female, two females and a male, three females or three males.

Cathrine screamed in happiness as she cracked into an orgasm, after Jack had cummed inside of her. Suddenly, the doorbell rang. Cathrine tried to get off the sofa in the living room to get it, but Jack didn't want to waste all the hard work he had done to get her into so much pleasure. After a good five-minute orgasm, they made their way to the door, with Cathrine still riding Jack. At the door was a beautiful blond woman called Jemmie. She stared seductively at the couple. Jack took his dick out of Cathrine's fuzzy vagina, but noticed that she was completely ignoring him. Jemmie leaped towards Cathrine, and they started making out. Jack decided to help by undressing Jemmie, caressing her giant breasts and hairless pussy. Once Jemmie was naked, they started to grind against eachother. Because they were so wet, strips of their juices were streaked across their thighs. The clapping of their pussies made them even wetter. Jack started to feel left out, so he parted the ladies and began to eat out Jemmie, while Cathrine gave him a blowjob. Suddenly, he couldn't hold it in any longer. He needed to have some of Jemmie's pussy. He shoved his dick in her vagina, while the two girls made out. he licked and caressed her breasts and nipples, nibbling them. he fingered Cathrine at the same time, which made them all have and orgasm at the same time. They fell asleep spooning, wet and shaking with happiness, then repeated in the early hours of the morning. It was the best threesome ever.

by Randomerr10111 June 16, 2011