Gila monster

A woman who is visually unappealing in any way, shape, or form.

"Dude, gila monster at six o'clock."

"That bartender is a freaking gila monster."

"Why is the nude beach full of gila monsters?"

by pwrsurge13 January 17, 2008

boogie monster

when at cheerleading practice you shove your finger so farly up your nose that your nuckle is not visable anymore.
you then look around to see if everyone is looking, play with the unfamiliar object that protruded from your nostril, and then stick it in your mouth. (:

alyssa AKA boogie monster.

by tk tots February 26, 2008

Monster Quest

A show on the History Channel that reveals the truths about nature that the government and scientists are trying to hide from the public.

Dude, I just saw a show on the History Channel called Monster quest

by turdmuffin09 August 12, 2009

Plot Monster

A monster in a video game that gets triggered by plot progression even if it makes no sense.

Player:" Yes! I solved the riddle"

Monster:" Hello there"

Player:" It made no noise whatsoever! How did you know? You're such a Plot Monster"

by RacletteSyrup January 28, 2021

Pube Monster

When a girls pubic hair grows so long that it gains consciousness and proceeds to attack the owner

'Someone help, My pube monster is attacking me'

by apexwarrior April 20, 2018

Toilet Monster

Toilet monster is a mysterious man who have keys to every home, comes in the middle of the night when everyone sleeps, shits in their toilet, then takes a shower and leaves. The only way to catch him: when he leaves he never wears underwear beneath his clothes!! (If you catch somebody late night, leaving your house after taking a dump and you undress him and he have underwear on him, it is just an ordinary pervert so let him go!)

Man, my water-pipe broke in my flat, luckily my neighbour gave me their keys to watch the house while they are on the vacation. I will be such a toilet monster.

Peter Griffin was such a toilet monster when he found out Cleaveland's house is empty.

by chinesemassage.mt December 18, 2018

wine monster

When one has too much red wine, and lips are stained purple, and begins to spill secrets and shouting absurd statements resulting in awkward moments and/ or laughs. A hangover usually occurs the following day.

"Man, Lisa sure was a wine monster last night when she said Kate and Jack should get back together in front of Jack and his friends."

"Hey Dave, I heard you were a wine monster last night."
"Yeah, I was so drunk and falling all over the place."

by OriginalWino March 11, 2010