Freeman-on-the-land

A nonsense term used by idiots who think they are exempt from any laws they do not like.

*I am a Freeman-on-the-Land, and I do not recognise your oppressive rules about child molestation"

"There's that guy on the phone again"
"Who?"
"The one refusing to pay his parking charges because he's a 'Freeman-on-the-Land"
"LOL"

by Covidfallout November 26, 2020

landing strip

See strip-of-bacon

A beautiful landing strip to guide me in.

by Anonymous November 2, 2002

moon landing

A hoax that is in reality a government conspiracy to raise more support.

The moon landing is a fake!

by shiney monkey September 22, 2005

lego land

when you become so high you feel like the whole world is made out of legos

"dude... dude I've just arrived in lego land"


"last night I went to lego land and when I woke this morning I still felt all blocky!"

by G-nasty Cass October 28, 2008

good landing

serendipitous success, surprising satisfaction, landing as lightly as a cat, being better than before.

Old pilots say, "Any landing you walk away from is a good landing."

After a divorce that tore me up, I made a good landing.

My boss fired me the week before Christmas, but I made a good landing.

The morning sun is shining and I'm coming in for a good landing.

I felt bad about losing her, but it was a good landing for me.

by Pasahogan January 9, 2008

lunar landing

Euphemism for anal sex

"The hot girl with the nice ass mooned me. So I asked if I could go in for a lunar landing."

by hoosierguy January 28, 2014

Sun Landing

A fat or obese naked Asian woman (typically Japanese) plants her ass on your face.

After my massage, I got a Sun Landing for free.

by Chef Boy-In-Da-Hood August 7, 2011