travel crank

The dump you take when you are thrown off schedule by travel. You feel it build all day, but you can't go until you relax at your destination.

I shouldnt have had airport Chili's, I'll have to travel crank as soon as we get to the hotel.

by Step mom Salad February 5, 2019

crank biter

A mixed drink created the morning after a party, using the remaining bits of liquor from a number of bottles not quite finished the night before.

Man, that was a crazy party, but hey, we've got some jack and vodka left over, let's make a crank biter!

by Thenameandlocationyouenterbelow November 4, 2007

Baby Crank

verb
a. To make clothing with underage children

This suit is so cheap; it has to be baby cranked.

by jakal4 February 10, 2012

Crank Tissue

A very cranky or moody person with saggy skin (hence tissue)

“Shut the fuck up Grandpa, you crank tissue”

by ogre06 April 9, 2020

Crank

To a fuck someone

She is such a whore. I am going to crank her.

by Noone Knowme June 20, 2023

Cranking

Not what Maria thinks it is.

You can’t trust Urban Dictionary Maria, that’s not what cranking means.

by Pipsnob December 6, 2020

cranking stick

Masturbating (as a guy) at 7am after coming home from the afters

A: “dude I didn’t go to sleep till 10am yesterday”
B: “you left afters at 6:30… what were you doing with the rest of the time?”
A: “taking bumps and cranking stick”

by StickCranker March 7, 2024