By presupposing it's truth and then create a narrative that is parallel to the text and then accepting this adjacent narrative AS TRUTH... Regardless of what the text actually says.
Hym "And then what they do is believe the narrative that is constructed around the text... In spite of the FACT that it is a manifestation of their own mind. So, it doesn't matter WHAT YOU SAY... As long as the conclusion is that the religion is both true and good. And it looks something like this:
Dr. JeepJorp "Flabbity florbity flip flop! Everyone KNOWS that flabbity florbity flip flop and that = the Bible true and good!"
Sheeple "Hey! I'm everyone! You're right! I know that, I mean, come on. Do you think I don't know that flabbity florbity flip flop? Everyone know it!"
Hym "And that's how Christians read the Bible."
Dr. JeepJorp "Flabbity florbity flip flop! Everyone KNOWS that flabbity florbity flip flop and that = the Bible true and good!"
Sheeple "Hey! I'm everyone! You're right! I know that, I mean, come on. Do you think I don't know that flabbity florbity flip flop? Everyone know it!"
Hym "And that's how Christians read the Bible."
by Hym Iam June 14, 2024
"Stripped" by The Voice Of A Generation, Christina Aguilera. The Grammy winning album remains iconic since it’s release. It influenced pop forever and every main pop girl who’s come up since, cites as an inspiration. NO ONE can top it!
by liberatedlover January 11, 2024
by AllTimePvP March 12, 2021
DEFINITONS
1. To say you are going to buy something for someone (Most likely give you all of their information for shipping) but you don't actually buy them the item.
2. To complain a lot while playing Call of Duty.
1. To say you are going to buy something for someone (Most likely give you all of their information for shipping) but you don't actually buy them the item.
2. To complain a lot while playing Call of Duty.
EXAMPLES
1. I just bibled Lorne by taking all of his information and saying I was going to buy him Turtle Beaches.
2. Seriously Keller, stop bibling it's just a game.
3. Terrance just bought me Battlefield 3, he's probably bibling me though.
1. I just bibled Lorne by taking all of his information and saying I was going to buy him Turtle Beaches.
2. Seriously Keller, stop bibling it's just a game.
3. Terrance just bought me Battlefield 3, he's probably bibling me though.
by Just let me publish this November 03, 2011
by Dondo March 05, 2020
by Conner Grant February 07, 2018
The Undercover Bible, is that sneaky Bible you expect to be on every Rednecks makeshift bookshelf. wether it be hiding Money, metal objects or a flask of Alchohol,l the Undercover Bible is perfect for hiding absolutely anything you want (bible's vary in sizes depending on stash).
Cledus: Hey Pa Susan, Sarah, Billy and Sam are Fighting over the last corn cob Again
Bobby Ray: Dont worry yourself there son, I stashed one in dat dere Undercover Bible.
Cledus: Thanks Pa, Gorsh darn i luv yoou
Bobby Ray: Dont worry yourself there son, I stashed one in dat dere Undercover Bible.
Cledus: Thanks Pa, Gorsh darn i luv yoou
by SUPANINJA December 10, 2009