1. A rollercoaster with a 69 foot tall lift and 89 foot drop to the underground (resembling insertion to the vagina) plus random turns, loops, hills, and a top speed of 69 mph.
2. A train ride that spans 69 miles (a sexamile).
2. A train ride that spans 69 miles (a sexamile).
You: Express 69 is the best rollercoaster that’s less than 100 feet tall.
Me: I thought it was a train ride.
Me: I thought it was a train ride.
by gregben September 13, 2023
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by gregben September 15, 2023
Get the 69 Cent mug.WARNING: Deadly virus caused by a man named Luke “Blizzard Wizard” Potter. This virus first occurred when Luke came out to his parents since his departure from Comprehensive School. Ever since he announced his gayness to his family, Blizzard Wizard became more and more obsessed with DICK which lead to his abuse in college. The more he got abused the more this virus spread across the globe, becoming worse than COVID-19. The virus spread from person to person through gayness. HENCE THE NAME POTTERISM-69.
“Have you heard about the Virus going around?”
“Yes, yes I have”
“I heard it was caused by gayness”
Conclusion - Lads, if you ever think about lipsing another male. I would rethink that as you might catch Potterism-69.
“Yes, yes I have”
“I heard it was caused by gayness”
Conclusion - Lads, if you ever think about lipsing another male. I would rethink that as you might catch Potterism-69.
by BigBrianTingJayne July 16, 2023
Get the Potterism-69 mug.The biblical sex art of the holy 69 is one of which occurs when a female is suspended upside down on a cross inside a cathedral.
The male then engages the female. Inserting his erect fallacy into her mouth and proceeds to give cunnilingus to the female.
The male then engages the female. Inserting his erect fallacy into her mouth and proceeds to give cunnilingus to the female.
I know your god forbids this, but we must enact the holy 69 in the name of Christ.
As John 6 dictates: thou shall not be allowed entry through the holy gates of Christ, until thou has performed the holy 69
As John 6 dictates: thou shall not be allowed entry through the holy gates of Christ, until thou has performed the holy 69
by The holy grinders June 23, 2022
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when engaged in a 69, the female partner is suddenly disgusted and pukes on the male's penis. she the proceeds to pour liqour or another alcoholic beverage on him. she then shits on his forehead and penis. she then eats it and spits it all out on his penis and sucks it clean.
man 1: man, my girl is a crackhead
man 2: why?
man 1: cuz the bitch gave me a dirty 69
man 2: muthafucka!
man 2: why?
man 1: cuz the bitch gave me a dirty 69
man 2: muthafucka!
by big spanky 187 June 7, 2009
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