Loon-Tablets

Can be associated with drugs, normally used when someone is very hyper........

<girl 1> Omg! Shes so hyper!
<girl 2> Omg!yeah, It's like shes a loony on loon-tablets in loon land!

by Melanie!!!!!!!!!<3 December 9, 2008

Table Max Wager

This is when your sharp and pound the shit out of a bad line at your favorite Sportsbook.

Sportman crushed the Books last night with his TABLE MAX WAGER.

by Mr Falcone November 13, 2007

table fox

This would be a man or woman, (usually a woman), who is very attractive while sitting down at a table, but when they get up they reveal an ass the size of Cleveland...

"What do you think of that girl over there with Cindy?"

"Total Table Fox; she got up to go to the bathroom and knocked over two tables"

"Too bad, great from the waist up"

by IrishMike February 28, 2008

tablenuts

nuts that are strategically placed at a table.

"Hey Jerome, look at those strategically placed nuts on that table."
"Yeah, those are some pretty awesome tablenuts."

by CrotchOtter February 14, 2009

Tawlet Sniping

While using a public restroom, when somebody isn't in close enough proximity to claim a tawlet, but you know they're heading that way; you quickly reach that tawlet before they do and claim it as your own.

Bob: "Dude, I totally tawlet sniped some dude in the bathroom at work. He was standing 4 feet from it texting, but I snagged it!"
Jim: "You tawlet sniping bastard!"

by FattyWantTwinky July 13, 2011

table sauce

1. Something invented when you only have a little bit of every type of condiment, precipitating their combination to gather enough bulk to spread this super-condiment onto one piece of bread. That super-condiment becomes table sauce, aka "yo special shit."

2. It's the sauce you crave when you're high. And it has honey in it you think.

I like to spice up my cheese sandwiches with some table sauce.

by bubbarella August 7, 2011

table 19

The table of people at a wedding or social event that should've known to RSVP that they couldn't come, but sent a gift. Basically, they aren't wanted but it would be rude to not invite them.

"Look at those idiots at Table 19"
"Oh yeah, I heard that weirdo nanny's there"

by Definethis01 July 13, 2017