This would be a man or woman, (usually a woman), who is very attractive while sitting down at a table, but when they get up they reveal an ass the size of Cleveland...
"What do you think of that girl over there with Cindy?"
"Total Table Fox; she got up to go to the bathroom and knocked over two tables"
"Too bad, great from the waist up"
"Total Table Fox; she got up to go to the bathroom and knocked over two tables"
"Too bad, great from the waist up"
by IrishMike February 28, 2008