Brown Thomas

When a guy does somebody up the ass and before ejaculation he partially pulls out leaving the head of the penis in the ass and masterbates until he cums. The term originates in Ireland and is named after an upper class store in Dublin

I was with this chick last night and I gave her the Brown Thomas. Anal Sex

by Charlie-O March 9, 2009

Dirty Toast

Bread (white or wheat -- doesn't matter) that is cooked through a toaster. Then, it is jizzed on constantly until covered. Then, it is eaten by either partner (usually the female).

Sara: "How was that dirty toast Joe gave you last night?"
Cammile: "Sticky..."

by XxXHadnarXxX May 10, 2010

nigger toast

when you burn a piece of toast until its unreckognizably black and you pour nigger (red) cool-aid on it and say deeeuummm booiii dat sum nigga toast....ay monisha,shanaynay
ray ray, sheniqua, com looga dis nigga toast...BITCH DONT make me slap you woman... i swwwwuuurrrrr i's gon beat you ass bitch. im finna beat you ass deeoowwwn

have you ever tried nigger toast its quite delishiss

by niggowski poopeenigger cottonpicker January 28, 2008

toast run

a social event where all involved take a long drive late at night on the weekend to gather at The Friendly Toast of Portsmouth, NH

I'm not doing anything on Friday night. Who's up for a toast run?

by mike mosey May 29, 2004

Khleo Thomas

he goes hard. he has a mixtape " THE WORLD IS A CARTOON!" RT DA LINK! :) he always says that, hes 'better known as the character zero' (from holes) basically hes good at everything. he likes to have sex and drink Monsters simultaneously. it can happen, only he can do that. he is also slightly obsessed with "leggins" on girls. whatever floats his boat is okay with me.

also, follow him on twitter. @khleo_t

As Katie Glancy and Cassidy Bliss drove through their hometown, they blasted their favorite song, a Khleo Thomas original Toot It And Boot it, and rolled down the windows for the whole town to hear.

by @KatieJonas18 January 24, 2010

WHAT THE FRENCH TOAST

It's like really sayin WHAT THE F***, but a good funny way,

Your brothe walks into you and in the bathroom doing personal time with yourself. He'll walk in and say,"What the HELL!!," You'll say," What The French Toast!!"

by UsedandAbused November 25, 2007

Toastanomology

toastanomology: (noun) the study of toast in the sky when launched as a projectile into orbit as well as pre-existing toast found in the universe that came from God's toaster.

Second Definition: Unsober text attempt to write "astronomy"

Is that a comet? Toastanomologist: "No! You would know that's French Toast if you studied Toastanomology."

by Cielo Llorando February 21, 2011