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Kansas City Titty

Usually found on obese women at state fairs. You can usually spot them sucking down a corn dog or funnel cake. The Kansas City Titty is when the lady is soo fat that her breasts (usually bra-less) are sagging down like some large disgusting flapjacks on her fat gut.
That fat chick will never be able to ride on the scrambler, the carnie will not be able to shut the gate because her "Kansas City Titty" will be in the way.

I had to leave the Wal-mart check out aisle before i threw up because there were too many Kansas City Titty's in line.
by Big Red Kahuna October 4, 2011
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Titty Fuck

where a man places his dick in between some nice firm tittys usually DD+ and makes his dick rub up and down, I'd use lubricant or you get burns I know. This is good for horny guys who have easy girlfriends, I would suggest doing this if your not ready for sex.The man usually should cum in there tits,neck,face and mouth.
John: I titty fucked sarah last night, my eyes went to the back of my head.
Steve: Wow! What size tittys has she got?
John: 40DD . . She said that before we had sex, that I had to titty fuck her.
Steve: Holy shit! You gotta let me have some of those tittys!!!
by Pillow aka Horny lass August 29, 2006
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titty fucking

Thrusting a throbbing hard cock into to some humongous boomers.
Bryan is titty fucking her while drinking a beer, playing the guitar ,and playing Halo at the same time.
by UGA Dawg April 15, 2006
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tittays

n. the plural of tyttay.
n. gimonstronourmous boobs.
look at that girl's tyttays, they got its gravitational pull.
by Spit September 7, 2004
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Top Titty

The act of putting a hockey puck top shelf, glove side, of a goalie.
Oh, shit dude! Steve put that Top Titty on Dan!
by Nick_Nack March 6, 2008
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tittycopter

Like a helicopter, but instead of roaters there are titties.
Look at that tittycopter flying through the air.
by mrdots December 16, 2006
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TittyMan

the super hero who plays with his nipples and grabs others nipples and powerbombs them
"oh shit! here comes TittyMan
by johnny April 9, 2003
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