Ten Thousand Five Hundred Pound

A Fudge. A Balancing Figured. A Cluster Fuck Cover. A lazy man's fix.

Will Phoenix covered up his incompetence by shoving in a TEN THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED POUND balance figure in his mongaloid spreadsheet.

by Macfac January 25, 2019

Turbo Thrust

A product made by the company "Fleshlight". It is used on the penis to simulate a blowjob.

Not sure why I made this, but the Turbo Thrust™ is a great product!

by The Overlord of Destruction April 20, 2019

Throat Thrust

The act of thrusting your fat hawg of a cock into the throat of a bitch of any gender or race. It is very common for vocal cord damage as a result of a nice throat thrust.

I gave this hot milf Debra a nice throat thrust last night. Yea she will likely never speak again.

by Negroneus June 11, 2019

Hundred-thousand hustle

When a car hits the 100,000 mi/km mark and starts becoming an endless money pit due to constant repair work needed.

“I want to look for a cheap used car but don’t want anything over 100k on the odometer. I don’t have the time, sanity, or money to go through a hundred-thousand hustle.”

by Original Orangutans August 6, 2019

Fencing Thrust

"A Fencing thrust" a technique used in "Sword fighting" when you or your opponent grabs their victim from behind and proceeds to thrust their "Fencing stick" into the opponents rectum.

"Hey did you hear what Jonny did to Max yesterday?"

"No".

"Jonny destroyed Max's ass using a Fencing thrust, Max isnt going to be able to sit for a week!"

by Satoshigekkoga December 3, 2019

BBQ Thrusting

When you dump a whole bottle of Sweet Baby Rays BBQ sauce into the anus and vagina of your girl then thrust your dick inside of the pussy and anus to wear it squirts out and splatters on your stomach.

Brianna: I love BBQ Thrusting Dylan's mom
Brianna: Karen loves to lick up the BBQ sauce after too
Hayden: Its even better with ranch ;)

by BigDaddyDemarcus69 January 4, 2020

Two Thousand and First

Some dumbass decided to try and make a 9/11 joke except instead of saying 2001 he said Two Thousand and First.

Some dumbass: I'm gonna bomb you on Two Thousand and First like 9/11

Another dumbass: Pardon?

by Disappointed Mr.Krabs March 23, 2020