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A bunch of pseuds on instagram.
Hey. I am a based esoteric theorygram shit poster. I can explain Differential Ontology to you. Please have sex with me
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quantum theory

A novel and revolutionary way of viewing the world, the main postulates of the quantum theory include...
1. Light exhibits dual wave-particle behaviour as does all matter. The photoelectric effect and the discovery of light having momentum led to this belief and the theory that energy is absorbed and emitted in finite 'chunks' called quanta. The wavelength of macroscopic material, however, has such a small wavelength that we still treat them with the laws of Newtonian mechanics rather than wave mechanics. Since electrons have a tiny mass, however, their wavelength becomes somewhat significant.
2. Werner Heisenberg and Erwin Schrödinger went one step further on this. Heisenberg said if we know the position of the electron outside the nucleus we have no idea what its momemtum is and vice versa. Schrödinger then took this into account and proposed a new model of the atom. This is often illustrated as an electron cloud, where the denser the cloud, the greater the probability is of finding an electron.
3. A natural consequence of this is that there is an inherent imprecision in nature. The physical world is just based on probabilty.

(That's my attempt at explaining it. I'm not shocked by the theory so don't assume I know what I'm talking about.)
"Anyone who is not shocked by quantum theory has not fully understood it" - Niels Bohr
by jeffrey_smith June 14, 2005
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theoretical high five

A high five which does not actually take place. The THF is initiated, followed by a short pause and then the uttering of the word "nice" by both participants.
Girl: Theoretical high five!
*short pause*
Girl + Guy: Nice!
by Devin & Sarah January 10, 2008
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theoretical cougar

A woman of cougar age (usually divorced, separated or unmarried). She doesn't hunt younger men. Instead she lusts at them and mentions it to her close friends and/or relatives in private.
Mom (in a whisper): "Meredith, you see those 5 guys over there? They're hot! Aren't they?"

Meredith: "OMG Mom!!! Those guys are all my age!!!"

Mom (still whispering): "Yeah, I know. But I'd love to get with one of 'em. Too bad I could never tell them that."

Meredith: "You're such a theoretical cougar"
by blacksburgcougee November 19, 2011
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Theobromine

A chemical that is in chocolate. There's also caffeine and others.
Theobromine is a lesser version, so to speak, of caffeine. They are in the same chemical group.
by MCE626 May 18, 2016
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Theory of consent

The theory of consent states that the object, person, or animal receiving the fucking must first give permission.
"According to the theory of consent you must first ask that soda can permission before you fuck it."
by Moibus October 23, 2019
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TheOdd1sOut

A animation youtuber who's real name is James Rallison
"Dude?! What the heck?" And you'll say, "TheOdd1sOut?" Hahaha. Maybe.
by Mr. Coconuts December 14, 2019
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