rule of the road

Referring to road head, this is usually used in a sentence when someone is talking about a car ride with a girl. The rule of the road is when and if you give a girl a ride somewhere in your car and she gives you no money or gift, she must follow the rule of the road and give you road head.

guy 1: i gave cindy a ride home last night.
guy 2: did she follow the rule of the road?
guy 1: naw, she gave me $10

bill: i gave sarah a ride to wal mart earlier.
jimmy: you use the rule of the road?
bill: yeah, she tried to stop by an ATM to give me cash but i refused and made her sucky sucky

by John Chargualaf December 3, 2006

road pizza

a dead animal in the road

Looks like those crows were after the road pizza.

by Light Joker December 20, 2004

Road Rock

Rock music that's great for when you're on the driving on the road, or on a long road trip.

96 Quite Bitter Beings by CKY is a great example of Road Rock

by hevymetl March 16, 2008

Road King

Road King: (Noun) - A individual who is so large, that when they pass you in a tight space, you must let them by first, because they are the king of the road by default.

Bill, the Road King, was so fat when he stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued."

by roadrebelblackstar January 3, 2011

Road rub

Girl getting her vagina rubbed while she's driving by the person in the passenger seat.

Hey babe, this is a long drive would you like some road rub?

by Caliscouser August 23, 2016

Road Yogurt

Crap that’s thrown out a window during a road trip. Preferably whitish in color, does not necessarily have to be dairy.

Close the window else that road yogurt!

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it February 16, 2018

taking it on the road

In reference to the shoddy job most road construction crews do.
A job that to the visible eye seems complete but is actually done half assed and sloppily.

To rush through a job or project in order to be done with it, cutting corners so as not to be detected by outsiders.

I don't really have time to make apple pie to bring to Thanksgiving Dinner so I'm taking it on the road and getting one from the corner bakery and I'll say it's mine.

by Pamann October 28, 2010