tartan paint

A fictional item that is used to send new people in the workplace on a wild goose chase.

Right then first of all what I need you to do is go down to the shop and get a tin of tartan paint

by Unclemoe69 March 2, 2017

tartan army

Term generally used in describing the hoards of loyal fans who support Scotlands national football/soccer team.

Hail the tartan army!

by Geronimo March 29, 2004

Tartaglia

A hot ginger that is also called childe sheeran, or zhongli's husband

Whenever I see Tartaglia I bust a fat nut

by zhonglisfatass May 26, 2022

tartan army

The supporters of SCOTLAND...the best in the world.
Hate the English and sing FANTASTIC songs.

ITS EASY, EASY.

We'll be coming
We'll be coming
We'll be coming down the road
When ye hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys
We'll be coming down the road

by see you jimmy January 8, 2006

Tartash

Tartash is the action of ejaculation, to fuck, to cum...

Alpha 1: Yo Alpha 2, what are you doing tonight?
Alpha 2: I'm going to tartash on this girl that I picked up yesterday.
Alpha 1: Make sure that you tartash on her face...

by Your1GrandMa August 22, 2011

tarty

british word for slutty

That girl looks tarty

by LamiaUmbra May 16, 2005

tartwater

A mixture of unsweetened cranberry juice and water. Named less for its dominant flavor characteristic than for its tendency to be consumed in quantity by a woman who is on a days-long sex binge and wants to discourage urinary tract infections (UTIs).

It is debatable whether cranberry juice can help prevent "honeymoon cystitis" or other UTIs, but drinking plenty of water and urinating after sex are commonly recommended. The tartness, as with adding lemon, makes the water somewhat more palatable.

"That...was awesome. When I can move my legs again I've gotta go pee and drink my tartwater."

by TartRex October 25, 2012