Knock on Computer Screen

1.) A saying/action you bring up when something is almost done loading on your old-as-time-itself computer and you don't want anything to screw up.

2.) A substitute for knock on wood when no real wood is around, especially when posting a message online or using an instant messenger.

"I have never gotten the blue screen of death. (knock on computer screen)"

by BraceDecade June 18, 2009

screen door

an extremely slutty female. the name screen door means that everyone gets a slam.

You hooked up with Katie. Thta bitch is a total screen door.

by Peg Leg Pete October 31, 2007

green screen

Antiquated computer system, most commonly the AS400. The monitor showed a black background with green text.

Man, I'm sure glad we got rid of those green screens.

by Peter April 15, 2004

Screen Shitting

Taking screenshots from snapchat while on the pooper.

Ashley, stop screen shitting. I know you're in the bathroom.

by cox-e December 15, 2014

screen capped

After you do a "screen capture" of a picture or a still of a video, you have in a sense "screen capped" it.

Note: I'm not sure of the best way to spell it, I'm going with the version of "Screen Capping" that has previously been submitted.

I saw this random picture that was in a music video that didn't have images instead of a story with real people. I "screen capped" it to send to you for you to see.

by TimLG June 9, 2014

Screen Zombie

The act of playing video games for so long so as not to be able to respond to any other stimuli, forget to change your clothes, eat etc.

He's been playing the new Call of Duty so long he turned into a screen zombie

by mmoonstars May 16, 2016

Screen Zombie

Idiots who text while walking down the sidewalk unaware of all the people that have to dodge them. Also someone who won't wait to get out of a crosswalk to scroll on their phone.

I was going 45mph through a green light and this f*cking screen zombie drags ass right into the crosswalk in front of oncoming traffic without ever looking up from her phone.

by SoAwake November 23, 2016