Narrow slit

Man on edge
Got no friends
Turns to a fridge

No trust to lend

He's such a narrow slit
He needs to open up and have some trust

by The Phantom Menace March 29, 2023

Sissy slit

The vagina of a post-op trans woman (derogatory)

Yo Stacy, your sissy slit looks better than the real deal, damn!

by Oooblywoobly September 12, 2023

No Slitting of Throats Day

On December 11 of each year, all activities related to slitting one's throat must cease and shall remain so for that day.

A: Man, I wanna slit my throat today.
B: It's No Slitting of Throats Day, you can't slit your throat.

by wafflemuncher47 December 11, 2023

moldy slit

A dirty ho who pretends to be prude but really just can’t get laid.

That moldy slit tried to fuck my fwb last week.. and didn’t 🙄

by Zavior54 December 20, 2023

moldy slit

A dirty bitch who pretends to be a prude but really just can’t get laid.

That moldy slit tried to bang my fwb last week.. and couldn’t.

by Zavior54 December 20, 2023

Dick Slit

Vulgar term for the meatus. Dick Slit is the urinary meatus. The opening of the urethra, located on the penis glans in males. Men either shoot out a relaxing piss or a bust a nut and shoot amazing sperm loads out of the Dick Eye!

Bro. I nutted so much cum out of my dick slit last night. Love beating my cock to porn whores.

by HornyPornoAddict November 24, 2023

The Slittening

That time that Dan and Phil raised a ton of money for Palestine and rewarded us by Dan shaving an eyebrow slit into Phil live on stream January 30 2024. The favor was returned a month later when Phil chaotically shaved a slit onto dans face on video.

We have never been the same since the Slittening.

The Slittening gave dip and pip some much needed edge, too bad they let them grow back

by selfawarehamster May 25, 2024