Tequila Sunrise

The time of day at which the sun breaches the tequila horizon of the night prior. The time of day at which your eyes finally recognize the sun really did come up again (literally) after a night drinking tequila thinking (metaphorically) it never would.

Damn, I was super late to work today. I had an 8:00AM meeting, but my tequila sunrise wasn't until 9:42AM.

by Sunsh!ne H!ghway July 14, 2010

Suprise

Slang for marijuana, smoking marijuana or being under the influence of marijuana.

Hey man, can you get me some suprise?"; I was so suprised when I got to work today."; "I am throwing a suprise party."

by ulti-nexus December 7, 2010

suprised

To be suprised

He suprised her

by h543 April 27, 2016

submissive pisser

referring to a dog, usually a small breed such as a Cocker Spaniel or a Maltese. dog in question, urinates when being touched, or being excited. the dog gets excited and that is the first muscle that loosens up.

Fluffy, while being potty trained, is a submissive pisser. If someone comes in the front door, or if you pet her, she gets overly excited and pees on the floor.

by ShannonPalmer July 15, 2007

Banana Suprise

The sexual act of blowing your load into your partner's nose, picking it out, and making them eat it. This is usually done by shoving the dirty finger into their mouth. Doing this will give them the "tangy" sensation of jizz and snot. This is usually done by force, as most girls do not appreciate a snot n' sperm smoothie.

While your sister was jacking my wanker, I gave her a banana suprise.

by Metroid0098 October 16, 2010

Urban dictionary is so fucking gay. They don't accept my submissions anymore

The guy above is a cranberry fucknut. However, urban dictionary has some great positive queer definitions.

The human above me: Urban dictionary is so fucking gay. They don't accept my submissions anymore.
Me: Urban dictionary is pretty gay but they will also accept this definition

by Basically ace satan January 1, 2021

tuna suprise

When one orders a tuna suprise at a vending machine this is what happens...
1) You put your money in the machine and press the corresponding number.
2) Nothing. Nothing happens for about 90 seconds. Most people will think that the long wait is the suprise and as they are about to turn away...
3) An arm hoding a large fish appears from the vending machine and slaps you, and a voice says "Suprise bitch!"

Omar: Hey Azeem, have you tried that 'tuna suprise'?
Azeem: No, should I?
Yossee: Yes.

by Fannel October 6, 2005