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Phoenix Steamer

A Cleveland Steamer that is performed outdoors on a hot, sunny day. The man shits on the woman's chest while she is sunbathing. When the sun has completely baked the pile of shit, the man eats it off of the woman's chest, revealing a shit-shaped tanline.
Q: Where's Missy?
A: She's at the tanning salon trying to even out the tanlines she got from the Phoenix Steamer Craig gave her.
by AZsteamer September 16, 2006
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Cleveland steamer

When a guy takes a dump on a girls chest and then proceedes to titty bang her.
That cleveland steamer sure was nasty to Sarah, but she likes it better than a dirty sanchez.
by TheBig Lebowski August 1, 2009
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Tucson Steamer

Tying your victim's wrists and ankles to the bedposts then shitting on the person's face and leaving the person lying there until the shit dries(everything is dry in the desert)
GM deserves a Tucson Steamer!
by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2008
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English Steamer

When having a sleep over and someone passes out early. Tape a Tea Bag to said persons forehead and pee on them. That way you are making them a fresh Batch of PeeTea that will sure to piss over whoever your peeing on.
At Taylor's B-Day party, Tim fell asleep and we all decided to give him a English Steamer to wake him up seeing as how he fell alseep first.
by halo3nerd June 25, 2008
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Alabama Steamer

Oh, bee's balls! I accidentally dropped an Alabama Steamer on my girlfriend's lap!"...."She'll get over it, just make her a new one and make sure it gets to her mouth this time."
by billybee69 February 24, 2011
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McGoldrick Steamer

The act of taking a poop in a sock - then throwing the sock at someone's face
Since juddy passed out early, I gave him a McGoldrick steamer.
by santa420 March 22, 2009
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Steamed Yak

a sexual act in which a man and woman make love next to a hotplate or skillet and when the man cums he does it onto the hotplate or skillet at which time the female drapes a towel over her head and holds her face directly over the now steaming plate or skillet taking deep breaths
I was all set up to give Lara a steamed yak, and at the last minute i lost my towel.
by Farleywasgod October 7, 2009
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