Cleavage Steamer

A cleavage steamer is having a one night stand, then defecating on your sleeping partner's chest before leaving.

Guy: Man last night was crazy.
Friend: How so?
Guy: After bangin this chick, I left her a cleavage steamer.
Friend: That's just nasty!!!

by TheHoodRat1987 April 13, 2011

Pearly Steamer

When two homosexual men have buttsex, after the pitcher has finished jizzing in his partners a-hole he lies on the floor and his partner speads his gaped anus and takes a steamy cumfilled turd on the pitchers stomach.

As Tyler entered the room he noticed kyle leaving a pearly steamer on greg's torso, all while greg moaned "oh how relaxing!"

by BuddyJezuz October 30, 2008

winthrop steamer

Sex act(s) involving a non-scalding steam cleaner applied to the genitals, colloquial to New England

It was wicked good sex; she gave me a winthrop steamer and I blew my chowdah.

I was steamed, cleaned, and vaselined

I had my choice between the vacuum and the steam cleaner and skipped the hooverjob and went with a winthrop steamer

by bobbyP January 4, 2008

Bluebell Steamer

A turbulent session of repeated anal penetration, resulting in a bruised, visibly blue anus. Where so much frictional energy was created that the liquid inside the anus begins to evaporate and escape, creating a dense cloud of steam.

I pounded her so hard she got a bluebell steamer.

by Corn Hungis June 15, 2018

Miami Steamer

When you take a hot shit on someone during a sexual act on the beach in southern Florida.

Dude, this girl gave me a Miami Steamer last night and it couldn't have felt better.

by Urbancharotte17 January 10, 2017

steamer queen

a woman who gives out blowjobs.

Suzy is a steamer queen, I've heard she takes on lines of men.

by Michael A Goodrich December 1, 2006

Pittsburgh Steamer

This is when a guy or girl is getting shitted on by a guy or girl. This is not considered a pittsburgh steemer unless the person is getting off to this horrible thing. Its then called rape.

Billy: "Hey babe..i got to shit"
Ann: "Oh man..shit on me..on my tits"
Billy:"Ok...(shitting away)"
Ann:"Oh damn...shit on me...ooooooo!"

Thats a pittsburgh steamer!

by allamerwhiteguy September 26, 2005