Scatters

uncontrollable explosive vomit, getting so off the wall shit faced drunk that you can no longer aim your vomit which causes it to scatter all over in the general direction of your target which is usually a toilet or in some very poor cases the bar floor. The scatters are usually found in the bigger cesspools of the world such as bourbon street, broadway, or the sunset strip.

Dude how are you feeling? Man not great but not just awful. Dude go look in the bathroom you caught the scatters last night and now moms spaghetti and cheap bourbon whiskey are all over the place!!!!

by Blazer1752 February 25, 2020

Slatter Bug

A crazy person but he is still your slatt.

I hate the way he acts but he is still my slatter bug

by TheUVAfan March 12, 2020

Scatter and splatter

When you ejaculate so hard it hits the ceiling fan so it coats the ceiling and the walls making them look like they just had a fresh coat of paint

sorry about the scatter and splatter mess in your daughter's room Mr/Missis Smith we got a little carried away but hey at least you don't have to repaint her room this weekend

by GoblinSlayer95 June 17, 2020

Shattered

Being broken into so many pieces it's impossible to be put back together. Your just broken. The silence on the outside fights with the noise in your head that you can't stop hearing because it's always there. Always torturing you piece by piece until there is no more of you left to be broken...shattered. The answer is not self love, the answer is not love from your peers in order to love yourself, the answer is to comply with the noise and become one in a kind gesture of an alliance. To be calm is to settle the noise, to make the quiet seep through the cracks of the overwhelming thoughts you drown yourself in. To say "I know your hurting, I am too" to say "I hear you, I see you, I FEEL you" is the true answer to quiet the noise. To be one with yourself is to heal. You need to heal and you will. Take those shattered pieces and don't let them go, because you know that together they make you, even if they are not together at the moment.

Person 1: "I'm feeling-"
Person 2: "sad?"

Person 1: "worse"

Person 2: "...broken?"

Person 1: "even worse"

Person 2: ".........shattered?"

Person 1: "yes...exactly..."

by Person who writes definitions July 11, 2020

Scatterbrain

When someone is so utterly mentally impaired that words can not describe the complete levels of stupidity they emit, if they were to have an MRI scan on their brain it would most likely show that they are missing over 70-80% of their brain. This word can not be used on people with low levels of common sense or general retards but rather the most idiotic and stupid people that exist on this planet. They are also more than likely extremely irritating.

Friend~"Harry download the game now so you can play with us later"
Harry ~ "NO!! I will play when my dad takes the power cable, controller and hdmi as and I am completely unable to play"
Friend~ "that is essentially the same as a wheelchair bound person with no legs telling us they want to come play football you utter scatterbrain"

by Nero587 July 30, 2020

Scatter Flatter

Where your days start running into each other and you don't remember what happened the day(s) before.

I meant to go-to class today but it was on another day. I fleeked on the sentence. - Scatter Flatter

by TEEBITCH August 3, 2020

shattervast

garbage

person 1: hey i just finished all the synapse x steps, what are some scripts you recommend i try out?
person 2: whatever you do just dont use shattervast, no one has spoken about it or even mentions it anymore. use infinte yield or reviz admin, they're both pretty nice if you are looking for admin scrips.
person 1: thanks man!

by Botlcape October 3, 2020