Spartanburg IOU

When a young couple are frustrated during coitus, perhaps before, but definitely during one of them or both defecate themselves and make up in the morning

Babe, I don’t know what I would do without you in that Spartanburg IOU

by moeswoes February 4, 2026

Smartass

Dumb people that knows everything even though they didn’t notice

Bro thinks he’s an smartass

by Kason James February 21, 2026

Smartasstism

Smartasstism (n): The chronic condition of being an insufferably clever, sarcastic know-it-all; a self-diagnosed neurotype where excessive wit overrides basic social filters

"His smartasstism kicked in during the debate, and he couldn't resist turning every point into a roast."

by PistolPete74 March 9, 2026

Smartasstism

An incurable disease that you acquire from being on your smartass phone for a long period of time.

I forgot to take my meds today and my smartasstism started to flare up.

by PistolPete74 March 11, 2026

Spartacuss

Spartacuss (n.)
A defiant individual who liberates others not through noble speeches, but through unapologetically vulgar rants and creative profanity. The foul-mouthed freedom fighter of emotional expression. Often found yelling truth-bombs laced with expletives in the town square (or group chat).

Example 1:
“When HR tried to silence the workers, Jared went full Spartacuss and called the manager a capitalist butt-crumpet.”

Example 2:
“She’s not just angry—she’s a Spartacuss. She swears for justice.”

by Zyximorphix May 21, 2025

Spartan Behaviour

When a homie/friend acts or is comfortable making gay jokes around you

Girlfriend: you and your homies send pictures of each other's balls to each other?

Guy: that's only for the guys to see, you weren't supposed to see that.

Girlfriend: That's some Spartan behaviour...

by Bosshumperdink June 29, 2025

Spartan rocketing

When your balls hang out of your speedo/underwear

Woh that guys balls are humongous, he’s crazy at spartan rocketing

by OG spartan rocket July 4, 2025