A car, normally a Nova or similar Chav car, fitting with the most f*cking stupid "enhancements" chav-money can buy such as "big-ass exhausts", spoilers, and f*ckoff huge sound systems theat blow the windows of the car out every time its used. The true Scallywagon shall be fully painted in burburry colours.
See that bunch of chav-f*cknuts, driving that bloody stupid scallywagon around? I hope they crash and all get crippled
by Chavhunter October 24, 2004
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by mrs. Stallings October 8, 2008
Get the Stallings mug.A nasty ass piece of strange puss. Usually found in its natural habitat, the Las Vegas desert. There known to be complete dirty ass hoes.
by that fucking guy January 24, 2008
Get the scallywagg mug.by chow-yung-phat January 26, 2003
Get the hairy sally mug.A stalling is performed in the following sequence...
1. Watch you boss or equivalent asshole walk in for his daily shit (may take a few days of surveillance work).
2. Wait two minutes (see surveillance)
3. Slowly open the restroom door and "off" the lights.
4. Quickly, kick in the stall door and proceed to throw three to four right-hooks to the SOB's jaw.
5. Continue the assault until the assailant is on the floor.
6. Wash your hands and leave...DO NOT turn on the lights.
He not know what or WHO hit him.
You will emotionally scar him/her at that most precious of private times...forever removing the ability to ever use a public facility again.
Further, your victim lives with the humiliation of waking up covered in his own piss and shit.
1. Watch you boss or equivalent asshole walk in for his daily shit (may take a few days of surveillance work).
2. Wait two minutes (see surveillance)
3. Slowly open the restroom door and "off" the lights.
4. Quickly, kick in the stall door and proceed to throw three to four right-hooks to the SOB's jaw.
5. Continue the assault until the assailant is on the floor.
6. Wash your hands and leave...DO NOT turn on the lights.
He not know what or WHO hit him.
You will emotionally scar him/her at that most precious of private times...forever removing the ability to ever use a public facility again.
Further, your victim lives with the humiliation of waking up covered in his own piss and shit.
I can't believe that that fuck only gave me a 5% raise. The day I quit, he's getting a stalling.
Jesus...you look and smell like shit....do you just get stalled?
Jesus...you look and smell like shit....do you just get stalled?
by The Alchemist April 5, 2006
Get the stalling mug.guy one: Damn that Italo is an Italian Stallion
guy two:yeah i know, im so jealous
guy one:ok, lets eat pasta, maybe that'll turn us into italian stallions.
guy two: no way, never gonna happen, i'll just kill myself knowing i cant be one.
guy two:yeah i know, im so jealous
guy one:ok, lets eat pasta, maybe that'll turn us into italian stallions.
guy two: no way, never gonna happen, i'll just kill myself knowing i cant be one.
by i.d.04 July 11, 2004
Get the Italian Stallion mug.Although usually violent and vicous creatures, who pray on nicotene and the rare 'Kebab', there are many docile versions of the standard scallie Xenomorph which have been recently discovered. These tame scallies also called 'Scallets' will keep they're distance from other human bioforms such as packs of 'emos' and gaggles of 'goths', they will instead take to smoking in there bedrooms and eventually end up dying in gutters due to excessive consmption of halluceonegenic drugs. A shame considering most 'Scallets' are quality people who want nothing more than to live peaceful, smoke filled life cycles.
That is all for Wildlife on two this week, tune in next time for an in depth look at the rare 'Hobo'.
by Citezen:Erased April 8, 2005
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