spline

A combination organ between the spine and the spleen. One which doesn't exist, but you should ask the stoner people how it's doing anyways.

Hey Maya, how's your spline doing? What? Not to well? Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.

by Stev-ky March 8, 2005

Essex spine

A phrase referring to the tattoo commonly located on the lower back of females of the peasant underclass. Its origins can be traced back to areas of Essex although the trend has become widespread across the country. The tattoo can be spotted in the area between the jeans/thong and the shirt of the lady and is distinguishable by its resemblance to a diagram of a female's uterus and ovaries (although they feebly claim it is tribal art).

"She's got an Essex Spine…and therefore must have a caravan and a host of venereal diseases to match."

by Patrick Antonis August 17, 2006

springer reject

1. somebody who is so visually/mentally heinous that even the godfather of fucked-up wouldn't let them on his show.

'what a springer reject.'

by Jamie December 2, 2003

springbrook

One of the lameest places to live...
its called a hamlet...
only 8 mine out of red deerbut yet its totally icolated.
Filled with stoners, and coke heads, leads fo an easy place to see drugs.
Kids as young as six fall into the trap of marijuanna.
Also hosts a cadet camp. which is also extremely lame.
Could also be called the red deer airport.
Lame lame lame lame lame!!!!

Yo mofucka, ive lived in springbrook for 8 years and all ive done is smoke alot of weed.

by stoner of September 7, 2007

Springfield, NH

Springfield is a small town in New Hampshire consisting mostly of drunk hicks, loosers, and rednecks. There is nothing there except for empty beer cans on the sides of the dirtroads and cigarette smoke. Hobbies there include shooting animals (otherwise known as hunting), doing drugs, and having parties with alcohol. These activities are taught as young as the age of 3. There is nothing to do that is fun. It's basically a waste land. My advice: Never go to Springfield.

Steve: Have you ever been to Springfield, NH?
Tim: Why would I go there? Springfield sucks!
Steve: Good Call.

by J_Doe052395 March 29, 2011

Spring Shower

A Spring Shower is the act of pissing on your girls pussy to freshen up the tuna stank before you go down on her. Often this is done in a public venue where the vag is sweaty and stanking and running water isn’t available (IE. A concert, an outdoor wedding, a hay ride or even in a car with no air conditioning). Much like a quick spring shower rinses all the dust and pollen off of the ground, your spring stream rinses the oniony stink and fur berries off her fuzzy bits making it taste only slightly better.

R Kelly like dat peepee so much he be givin them a spring shower right out the shower!

by Mega Hemroids August 13, 2019

naked spring break

Where people go to a place on spring break where there's a rule that you have to be naked.

Lets have a naked spring break.

by Deep blue 2012 March 23, 2010