spiffy

when ur like cool and stuff and everyone's on ur jock

Tia "how are u feeling today lauren?"
lauren"i'm just spiffy, everyone wants to get with me cause i'm so damn cool"

by urmommaschesthair March 13, 2009

Splitface

The face that is pulled when a female splits their Hymen due to strenuous activities

I swear she pulled a massive Splitface after running that last race!

by pedoFail December 9, 2010

spliffed

a cat in manchester england

spliffed the cat is not to smoke a cat!

by troyka August 29, 2003

splaff

A marijuana joint laced with acid

My friend dbase smoked a splaff, tripped balls, spent the night in a hospital and died for a moment.

by vegasjoe May 26, 2007

splifftastic

damn sexy mofo

That's splifftastic!

by Shitahdunno April 26, 2004

Spiffy

Spiffy is slang for the acronym S.S.P.F. which stands for Smitty's Special Party Friend. Smitty is the term used to describe random drunk guys at parties. A Spiffy is a person who engages in conversation with Smitty's whilst half passed out. They are usually whores and vomit on themselves, in particular their feet. L.P.

Kaity: I seen you talking to that Smitty at the party on the weekend.

Lou: Yeah I know.

Kaity: You are such a Spiffy!

by Mitchnipples February 13, 2009

Spiff Of A Spam

When You're in a rutt and you can't get out of it.

I don't know what to do, I'm in a spiff of a spam.

by Julia Gulia March 27, 2003