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spider bite

During sex, when the man gives a hickie just above the vagina, bites it to break the skin, then ejaculates on the hickie/bite.
She's wild - totally into spider bites!
by ItsyBitsySpidey June 14, 2011
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kebab spider

The hairs above a ladies bikinr line that need a trim
You see Mary by the pool? Kebab spiders crawling right up to her navel
by Bobby angel January 11, 2019
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Spider Dreams

Having a bad trip after dropping LSD.
Seems like a spider's acidic threads are wrapping around the person's thought waves and will never stop. Some people never come out (fly caught in a spiderweb). It's like those hippies that never came out of Acid trips back in the 70's, only now the drug has become more intense, and mixed/laced with other drugs, leading to a better chance of going wrong.
-What are Spider Dreams, Candi_Mouse?
Candi_Mouse- Remmber the S.E. Hinton book they gave us as a scare tactic in fifth grade?And the acid trip where the kid was being attacked by spiders?
-Yeah
CandiMouse- Same thing, you just don't come out.
by Mouse_Lives_PLURR August 21, 2007
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Spider Monkey

When a girl gives 2 handjobs and a blowjob to three different guys, while having sex with a fourth guy at the same time.
Dude me, Jim, Andy, and James Spider Monkeyed Amy last night
by Kpahx October 28, 2010
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dirty spider

a sexual act, during oral stimulation of the male genitalia, the male blows his proverbial "LOAD" in the the females or males mouth, as this occures the 2nd party hickups cause the spermanazoa expellig out of the nasal cavity.
by joey-t December 5, 2003
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spider-manning

verb. when a man or a woman is so drunk that they need to use the wall to get across the room and keep from falling over. It only becomes 'spider-manning' when the person places both hands on the wall and shuffles their way across, like when Spider-Man crawls along walls.
Person 1: Lot of drunk people at this party, right?
Person 2: Seriously, that girl is so drunk she's 'spider-manning' it to get herself across the room.
by Geo from SJ February 18, 2010
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Crack Spider

The spider that john claims is his alter ego and most likely is.
OMG its the Crack Spider, oh what, wait, its just john
by John Doe Mo Tree January 14, 2008
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