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ace of spades

UK regional slang for the pubic region, usually referring to the vulva in particular and more specifically a woman's pubic mound with untrimmed, usually dark-coloured, pubic hair -- aka bush, muff or pubes (now you know what Lemmy was really going on about in that famous Motorhead song!).

May also occasionally be used more loosely in refernce to the comparable anatomy on men as well.
She whipped her knickers off and dealt me her Ace of Spades.

She's got some Ace of Spades goin' on; she don't shave or trim or nothin'!

My gal don't like my Ace of Spades, wants me to trim the shrubbery back a bit.

I wonder if Ginger Spice has a red Ace of Spades to match, or if she's just a bottle red?
by Monseignore Laszlo August 21, 2007
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United States of America

Despite the fact that the United States of America has aided numerous countries, remained consistently stable in its political and social order, established peace and order throughout much of the world, and promoted the most sensible and fair form of government, it is constantly criticized as a bully superpower by countries jealous of its economic and military might.
by Tim_thethinker April 1, 2009
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Ace of Spades

A widow. esp. an attractive young widow. Refers to the practice of ladies in mourning wearing black.

Common slang of the lower class New Yorkers in the 1860's.
Catch a gander at the Ace of spades across d' Cain and Abel, bucko.
by Bob Prochko September 28, 2005
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spades

1) a card game that is usually played in groups of four people

2) a set in the blood gang that originated in Kansas and is rapidly growing
I wouldn't mess with those guys because they are all wearing red and they just look like they are spades.
by no999n January 27, 2008
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spades high!

spades high is as much an action as a mindset to get oneself into. The action is when one's boyz call it out ,then everybody raizez the kronik before tokin' big! It's also used as a moral booster before the group of homies does something, quite likely to shorten the lifespan of the members of the group.
1. "Me and the homies were saddened by the loss of a head shop in Funkytown. Till fool holla "Spades high! MFers"
2. All the homies holla'd "Spades High!!!" before attempting to ride the slope on their boards while doing handstands. Woulda been dope if they'd made it!
by jeremy medlock February 28, 2008
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United States of America

The United States of America is like that one jock kid in high school. Strongest kid in school, mostly misunderstood, but he does have his imperfections. He fought with his mom, the United Kingdom, and got his uncle France to help settle custody arrangements, but they're over it now and is now very very close with his mom.

Some really REALLY dislike USA, especially Russia. Russia is really jacked, just like USA. Not long ago they were at each other's throats, threatening to fight one another, but now they just kinda watch each other behind each other's backs.

USA is close with his brother, Canada. Canada and USA tell everything to each other. Canada and USA bodybuild together, and while USA is the strongest in the school, Canada doesn't lack too far behind him.

A few years ago, while USA was using the stall in the bathroom, Japan jumped him and stole his wallet. This was all while Germany was basically bullying the whole school and kicking everyone's ass. Later USA drop-kicked Japan twice at lunch. USA felt bad and payed Japan back because he hit him too hard. Now, they're best of friends.

(I am a proud American. Note that not all Americans are fat, lazy, and ignorant. Assuming and generalizing all Americans to be this way makes you the ignorant one. I believe that my country isn't near perfect, but I am proud to be an American, as I would hope you are proud of your country too. And if you're not, that's ok too)
Guy 1: The United States of America is full of lazy, ignorant, fat yards that are too stupid to know anything about anyone

Guy 2: To generalize all Americans this way makes you the ignorant one. There are bad people in America, yes, but there are also great and amazing people too.
by Texan_Lenin January 4, 2020
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United States of North America

I'm doing this to annoy Americans
United States of North America. A way of annoying Americans, noun
by Stupid Americans June 26, 2021
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