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soccer mom

A soccer mom literally means a mom that picks up her kid(s) after soccer practice. However, the term has come to mean the notion of a white married female in the age range of 30-49 with 1 or more children in an American suburb. She is typically thought to be concerned only about her own welfare and that of her children often at the peril of others. This selfish attitude is typified by their bad driving habits, and driving unnecessarily large vehicles like SUVs, which shows their carelessness about concepts like protecting the environment. The are typically but not always Republican, which is another example of their lack of care for the rest of humanity. They prefer Republican over Democratic usually because they believe the Republican party spares them from having to pitch in to help the needy in society, that the Republican party "protects" them better against terrorists and foreign threats, and that the Republican party is more "godly" and against abortion and homosexuals. The last point was actually exploited greatly by George Bush in his last two elections as his campaign appealed to Soccer Moms sense of vulnerability numerous times. Indeed, if it wasn't for the vote of Soccer Moms, Bush may never have been re-elected.
They may also be blindly right-wing Christian. They blindly believe in a religion handed to them by their parents. They have never questioned it, or deeply thought about it. They simply know they are Catholic, Protestant, or Evangelical, and so will be their kids. They are afraid of people of color, other religions, and any thing other than suburban, white, republican, heterosexual, middle or upper-class, christian, and "American" (which is a bigot's definition of American).
Soccer Moms, are usually the next phase of the life of a "gold-digger" after she lands a financially well-off male to live off of.
The millions of Soccer Moms that voted to elect Bush in 2000 and 2004 because they wanted "God" in American life and were afraid of terrorists hurting their kids.
by Sean1973 November 5, 2008
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Cock Sucker

a girl/boy who enjoys sucking a guys dick, starting by gently licking the head of his cock and slowly swollowing more and more of his penis. slowly caressing his dick with their tounge and haveing it slide down their througt (sp?) until the guy climaxs and cums into their mouths. in that case the guy/girl can either spit out the cum or swallow it all down.
i'm a full on cock sucker, wanna get to know me?
i want to suck your cock all night long baby
by Tre's kinky sex slave September 5, 2005
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cock sucker deluxe

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life-sucker

(noun) someone who is extremely needy to the point where they start to suck actual years of your life away
My father won't live past the age of 55 because my brother is such a life-sucker.

"Dude, I don't know why he didn't call back. Maybe he realized that he already lost a year of his life from going out with you one time."
by Dan to the Elle July 29, 2008
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sucker

anyone who falls for scams and tricks
I just fell for the Nigeria scam, so im a sucker for doing it
by tatomuck1 April 4, 2009
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soccerjam

Level your skills to catch better run fast etc... Cross the ball and head it in to the uper 90 like real soccer. Also there is a tourney mod where you can scrim other soccerjam clans. League will be forming soon search for National Soccer Jam League (NSJL).
by KicKs January 18, 2007
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soccer punch

A soccer punch is used when the person getting punched is distracted, or not in the fight making it so that they can't defend themselves. This punch is known as an absolute pussy move, used by weak as fuck bitches who are too scared to actually confront someone into a fight
John goes for a soccer punch on Jim while Jim was busy talking to his wife
by Jerry The Man May 9, 2021
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