Smack Attack

When the urge to smack someone, particularly in a bar or social setting, becomes overwhelming to the point of having to control it.
Variation: Snack Attack: late night drunken snacking. Unlike Smack Attack, Snack Attack is commonly uncontrollable.

I'm surprised I didn't get kicked out of the bar last night for almost smacking that guy in the mouth. The Smack Attack was in full force!

by Rockalita January 13, 2009

Smack my ass and call me Johnny!

1. An expression of surprise, similar to "Well I'll be!"

2.What you say when you want somebody to smack your ass and call you Johnny.

1. "I just won the lottery!"
"Really?"
"Yes!"
"Well smack my ass and call me Johnny!"

2. "Smack my ass and call me Johnny"
Ok Johnny. Smacks ass.

by Reepacheep March 29, 2011

coofie smack

a slight sliding grab across the head and twisting it, when someone deverses it for doing or saying somthing stupid

"Man that deserves a coofie smack dummy."

by Ryan Wong November 27, 2007

Pimp smack

The art of smacking whores or white trash with the back of a hand that has bling attached.

You're my whore bitch! Followed by a pimp smack.

Hey dude, my mum has DD breasts.
What the fuck?! proceeded by a pimp smack.

by REVOLV3R November 25, 2007

No Smack Thx

Used when someone is talking shit. Stop talking shit etc.

Dante says: I r0xxed j00 at CS
Kaine says: No Smack Thx

by Kaine June 24, 2004

smack a black man

to go for a ride, often in a car.

1: hey greg, would you like to go smack a black man?
2: why yes, i often enjoy smacking black men.

by 4everful March 10, 2008

peanut butter smack

when you're having sex with a girl doggy style,and right as you are about to climax you stick your hand in a jar of peanut butter and smack her in the face

bob and sally were going at it,until bob gave sally a peanut butter smack

by kingoftrim November 9, 2009