Paternoster salutation

To pay a rent boy to shit on one’s chest

Greetings, allow me to show you a paternoster salutation…

by anonymous June 30, 2023

Dark Situation

When a white chic fucks a black dude for the sole purpose of gaining shameful bed cred with her nasty white friends.

L’Mykel is in a dark situation because Jenny used him and his huge penis in order to say she fucked a black dude, which hurt his feelings real bad.

by tbizzy2 July 25, 2023

National Situationship Day

For all the couples in between a relationship and a friendship. Not sure if they are just having fun or in a real relationship. This day is for you.

“Omg babe happy National situationship day! You rock!”

by Poprulesall August 3, 2023

salty salutation

This is what is said when people are greeting you or sending you off and it is positive but it has a negative tone to it so you don't know if you are actually liked by these people. It's awesome to give but not so much fun to receive

As Donny was walking into the party, multiple people said that it was great to see him and then called him "Donny the Dumb Shit!" Donny was perplexed by this salty salutation and his fears were confirmed when someone said the same thing to him as they spit into the beer he just got from the keg.

by von groovy August 7, 2024

megaton situation

Having to live around an objectzl, that if interacted with, will wipe out everything

The town of Megaton is surrounded around a megaton atomic bomb, that no one dares to detonate or defuse. The people of the town are now basing all their towns' identity around this bomb. This is what we define a megaton situation.

by Gatesby September 16, 2023

Aarifian Situation

Being in a situation where you have to chose between your career and the love of your life.

Yesterday, my girlfriend called me to either let me go or get ready for the marriage.
While I was about to start my career and hoped it to flourish, I had to choose between my career and the love of my life.
My friend: Looks like you are in an Aarifian situation. Choose wisely bruh.

by Aadu26 January 11, 2024

L situation

When two people clearly like eachother, but one person is with someone who is wrong for them.

Damn I really like him, but he’s dating this bitch so it’s an L situation

by Cheenus gro January 21, 2024