jump the shart

Knowing that a baby's diaper only has a small poop in it, that there will be more.

Usage: "I won't change your diaper yet, because I don't want to jump the shart."

by OFFICEMIKE January 13, 2014

jacob sartorious

The biggest fuckboi ever

Oh look he cant rap the abc's, what a jacob sartorious thing to do.

by Fadens July 22, 2016

sart

A sex fart. More often than not unplanned, but a formidable tactic when mastered. When combined with a good wolfbag it can produce the most insane orgasm ever.

If attempting this with a senior citizen, a stain resistant acrylic is recommended on the walls.

"I was fucking Vicary up the poo when the fat slut decided to jump on top. She must weigh close to 300kg cause she pushed the biggest sart out of me."

by Drew Christx May 13, 2006

Scart

Scart is similar to the word shart, meaning shit-fart. Scart is shit-cum-fart, the action that homosexuals may execute after sexual intercourse.

Person #1: Dude, did you hear what happened to Ryane?
Person #2: Nah, what happened?
Person #1: He scarted in his underwear!

by bam mead May 12, 2008

scarty

pimpin and havin a lot of money and a lot of hoes

Man, after last nights party he was hella scarty

by kvon March 6, 2004

sart

When you S#!t trying to sneak out a Fart

Oops.... I need to check my Drawls on that one. Might be a sart

by ThatDudeRico May 14, 2008

Scart

When you get so scared you shart.

Jimmy had to leave the haunted house early because he got so scared he scarted.

by WonderTwins September 15, 2010