Santa hat

The act of one fag jerking off another fag until his dick is really red, and then the red dick fag blows the other until he shoots his load all over the tip of the red dicked fag's penis, therefore sort of resembling a Santa hat.

HO! HO! HO! There won't be any cookies this year but there sure as hell will be a lot of milk! Yum yum yum!

"What do you want for Christmas, little Joshua?" "I already have my two front teeth, but I would sure like a Santa hat!"

by Saklickr1414 December 6, 2006

Santasia

The most scrumchulescent you will ever meet. A Santasia is a great friend and she loves to par-tay. Her catch phrases may include: "I don'T know!" (Emphasis on the "T."), "Shut up, I hate you!! (:," "Whathuhfuhh??" and "You butt-licker!" She's downright crazy. She is really really really pretty and she love almost everybody, but not that nasty hoe-skank in the locker room that one time who used to date Dylan Hallagan. Oh, she also lovesss Tod, and taking pisses in people named Jeremy's bushes with people named Hannah, while Jeremy watches.

Girl: Omigod did you see what Santasia did?
Guy: Yeah she just took her top off! I love her!
Girl: How can you love her and not meeeee?
Guy: Santasia is wayy cooler than you and she has bigger boobs. (:

by Sir Patrick Charles Gustav III November 19, 2009

santas sack

A game played by employers just before the festive season. The message "santas sack and yourname" is texted by phone to a predetermined number owned by the company. The cost of these texts is £1 including VAT. The person with the least number of texts loses there job.

"The company has made massive profits this year so to celebrate we are going to have a bit of fun by laying a few people off. Text Santas Sack with your name to 65325, calls cost £1 each. Lines close 24th December. The members of staff with the lowest revenue get sacked in January"
"Happy Xmas Everyone"

by newmillsbones1966 September 11, 2011

santa claus

Most likely a mythical modern retelling of a mystic group of hallucinogenic mushroom-eating Siberian shaman who wore red and white outfits, snuck in through the chimneys of villagers and distributed the sacred mushroom Amanita Muscaria. Other associations from the popular myth easily fall into place. The reindeer is the animal most associated with Amanita as it is a popular dish to them. Amanita tends to form a symbotic relationship with spruce or pine trees which are used for Christmas trees. It is also said that the Siberian shaman could fly, but probably not physically. However, Amanita often gives the sensation of flying.

Santa Claus was just a crazy mushroom cult all along.

by Requiett September 6, 2005

Santa Rosa High School

All around awesome high school famous for its artistically talented students. While many are drawn to SRHS for the ArtQuest program, there are plenty of "normal" students who aren't artistic and don't take any of those specialty classes. It was chartered in 1874. With over 2,000 students, it's the largest school in town.

Outstanding career programs include the agricultural, auto shop, wood shop, metal shop, and CISCO networking classes. There is also a full selection of Honors and AP classes.

SRHS offers many sports throughout the year, and competes in the NBL, NCS Division 1. While the school's recent football winning streak hasn't been too good, the team got a new coach and the future looks bright. Doug Courtemarche has coached state and national cross country/track champions and Olympians during his twenty years at SRHS. Many great athletes started at this school, so don't listen to people who say SRHS is for art and not for sports.

SRHS is the most diverse school in the city, and everyone can find their own niche here. Come join us. Learn the fight song. Start a club. Play a sport. And remember, once a Panther, always a Panther.

Santa Rosa High School Panther ArtQuest Art Quest

by panther4life August 21, 2012

Santa Barbara Special

An adult beverage created from one 40 oz. of beer, preferably malt liquor (Olde English 800, aka O.E. aka a forty aka feezy) and fortified wine such as MD 20/20. An adult above the legal drinking limit should drink his 40 to the top of the label and then fill the bottle back up to the top with MD 20/20. Flavor choice is determined by the drinker's palette.

We could drink 40s, but let's take it up a notch and make Santa Barbara Specials. You bring the Mad Dogg and I will bring the O.E.s.

by ronnoc1 January 8, 2010

Santana

A beautiful girl who's pretty and outgoing and gives the best head even though sometimes she's a bitch she's sexy as a mother fucker

"Santana A bad one "

by Nick Green May 5, 2017