Jessica Simpson

my idol and favourite person in the world. she is talented stunning beyond words and genuine. i wish i was exactly like her.<3

Jessica Simpson is a role model to anyone.

by audreyhepburn January 15, 2006

Simpsons

1. the now lamest show on earth
2. THE REASON WHY FUTURAMA WAS CANCLED (To many faggy simpsons fans didnt even bother watching it)

I aint watching the fucking simpsons! Now, change it to Futurama before i kick you simpson loving ass to anartica!

by Paint July 31, 2006

doing a Simpsons

Describes a long running cartoon that has run out of fresh original content.

I hope Aqua Teen Hunger Force does not end up doing a Simpsons.

by DrGizmondo December 12, 2008

Simmons

Simmons is a dude that enjoys fucking shit up. Usually seen in company with Conran fighting off fanny in the town.

Harriet: "Who is Simmons out with tonight?"

Boothy: "Who do you think? His twin, Conran. They're in the Skoda. It's basically a VW Golf with a Skoda badge. Great car. Not like those Renaults...."

by TheManTheHero July 27, 2014

The Simpsons

#1 A show that's plot revolves around stupid, horrible charectors that are clueless about everything and anything, and make childish jokes about other people. There is hardly any story because the writers have focused the show on celebritys and charectors, just like Family Guy, Only Family Guy can get at least one retarded laugh out of you.

#2 The best show in television history

#1 (Milhouse of Sand and Fog, Season 17)
Marge: Maggie, that's not what you do with a hymn book! (sees Homer flossing his teeth with a Bible's bookmark) Homer!
Homer: What? I forgot to floss today.

#2 (The Shinning, Season 5)
Moe: All right, Homer, what'll it be?
Homer: Moe, give me a beer!
Moe: No. Not unless you kill your family.
Homer: Why would I want to kill my family?
Moe: Uhh... they'd be much happier as ghosts.
Homer: You don't look so happy.
Moe: Oh, I'm happy. I'm very happy! La, la, la, la, la, la, la! See? Now waste your family and I'll give you a beer!

^ The Simpsons

by Spikesy July 8, 2006

ashley simpson

A girl I would really like to fuck

Ashley Simpson is a major hottie

by Dan Baran October 22, 2006

The Simpsons

Let me tell all of you stupid ass clowns,we dont care if you dont like the same things we do.So go FUCK OFF!

Hahahaha! You like the Simpsons and they suck!
Me:Could I give less of a fuck?

by Gman May 5, 2003