Demi-semi

Any twitch of the penis that is brought about by thoughts of Demi-God

When i thought about demi god the other night, I totally felt a twitch in my trousers. That demigod gave me a total demi-semi

by bsmsfunnelmaster May 21, 2009

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semi-pro football player

Not quite a professional football player. Semi pro football teams are made up of these fatties that used to play in high school, but have since let themselves go. On the field, they enjoy slamming their waists into one another with the secondary goal of moving a football shaped ball around. Off the field, they enjoy wearing extremely tight wife beaters that have the American Gladiators logo on them while wearing tiny shorts. They have to eat every thirty minutes, or they might lose weight, so they buy processed canned meats that smell terrible and snack away even at work.
When something funny is heard, the semi pro football player incorrectly repeats what he heard while laughing.
Semi pro football players enjoy company while using the bathroom, so if they spot someone of the same sex taking off his watch to go take a dump, the SPFP is almost sure to follow so that he can enjoy the flatulence of the co-dumper.
SPFPs also enjoy flinging crap around the bathroom stall, drawing a picture of it, and then telling everyone that "someone missed the seat in the bathroom." It is really the S.P.F.P. that did it, though, because it is hard to tell where the anus is when the buttocks has such a large surface area.

Ian: Is someone dragging a beached whale up the stairs?

X: AhhEEEE!! Thata sum loud thunderus nose in da stairwell

Josh: *opens stairwell door* Oh hey, guys! Sorry, I'm late. I had to "work out" because I'm a semi-pro football player.

by Ianfection January 20, 2009

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sebikins

1: The guy that lurks in the shadows creeping out chicks with his awkwardly broken up face. This man loves nothing more than to be given a a bismarck in the frozen vegetable aisle of your local Publix. His other guilty pleasures in life are having another man perform a fountain of you or a glass bottom boat..(if any of those references are unclear I strongly suggest that you google them)

2: A crazed porno-fanatic who watches Brazilan fart porn and angrily beats off until the the recently ingested arnge crush begins to wear off.

3: Also known as "Lemon-face Killah." A true rap phenomena whose signature face resembles a man who has just sucked down half a dozen lemons!

4: A cholo who enjoys caligraphy, african romance novels and writing haikus.

5: a jewish goat herder in the Andes with a noticeable gimp who suffers from an excessive number of chronic phobias: Geniophobia, Barophobia, Phronemophobia, Deipnophobia and Anablephobia.

What's another word for a douchy mixture of vagina dicharge and arnge crush? Oh, Sebikins!

by YouDontEvenKno June 8, 2009

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kentucky semi truck

The act of inserting your penis into a female's mouth with such an immense amount of force that it penetrates her lips and breaches the throat. It is common that the female participating in this act in unconscious and is killed in the process.

Friend #1: "Hey bro, did you hear what I did over the weekend?"
Friend #2: "No bro, what happened?"
Friend #1: "I pulled a Kentucky semi truck on her at a party!"
Friend #2: "Damn, you're lucky!"
Friend #1: "Yea, I'm going to jail because I actually killed her but it was totally worth it!"
Friend #2: "K m8"

by MurrDurrrYT August 5, 2016

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