sebikins

1: The guy that lurks in the shadows creeping out chicks with his awkwardly broken up face. This man loves nothing more than to be given a a bismarck in the frozen vegetable aisle of your local Publix. His other guilty pleasures in life are having another man perform a fountain of you or a glass bottom boat..(if any of those references are unclear I strongly suggest that you google them)

2: A crazed porno-fanatic who watches Brazilan fart porn and angrily beats off until the the recently ingested arnge crush begins to wear off.

3: Also known as "Lemon-face Killah." A true rap phenomena whose signature face resembles a man who has just sucked down half a dozen lemons!

4: A cholo who enjoys caligraphy, african romance novels and writing haikus.

5: a jewish goat herder in the Andes with a noticeable gimp who suffers from an excessive number of chronic phobias: Geniophobia, Barophobia, Phronemophobia, Deipnophobia and Anablephobia.

What's another word for a douchy mixture of vagina dicharge and arnge crush? Oh, Sebikins!

sebikins by YouDontEvenKno June 8, 2009

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012