1. When actual reality conflicts with ones view of reality, the afflicted person rationalizes a permutation of reality that 'feels' better.
2. Typically expresses an inability to distinguish between fact and opinion.
3. Lying to oneself.
2. Typically expresses an inability to distinguish between fact and opinion.
3. Lying to oneself.
by D0gvomit December 19, 2016
Get the self rationalization mug.Used to describe a person who self congratulates infront of a group of others in the hopes he will raise his social ranking. In most cases, the self pat is detected and the social ranking of the individual may decrease due to their arogant behaviour.
A self patter is described as someone sends an email to a group of coworkers saying, "Hi guys, I just spent the past two hours working out the bugs in our SQL database; it was really really difficult. Rest assured, i've fixed the issue."
Someone in the chain of emails may detect the self patting and send a snarky response email saying, "way to go man!". In this case, the social value of the individual may be descreased and a "bwah" will follow, (see "bwah"). Someone may also mock them with the presentation of a "way to go man" aka "wayty" award.
If the self patting is cleverly disguised, the social value of the individual may be increased.
Someone in the chain of emails may detect the self patting and send a snarky response email saying, "way to go man!". In this case, the social value of the individual may be descreased and a "bwah" will follow, (see "bwah"). Someone may also mock them with the presentation of a "way to go man" aka "wayty" award.
If the self patting is cleverly disguised, the social value of the individual may be increased.
by BMWM3 August 6, 2010
Get the Self patter mug.In college, a difficult professor might shaft the class. By extension, 'self-shaft' means taking the same class independent study.
by Secret Agent Man September 17, 2003
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Selfwhipped is the result of ignoring the advice of the age old adage, bros before hos
Selfwhipped is the result of ignoring the advice of the age old adage, bros before hos
Person 1: Can't come for a beer tonight guys, got to go to my girlfriends.
Person 2: You're self-whipped.
Person 2: You're self-whipped.
by Torched_ May 18, 2009
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2-An act used by religious groups to wage war against other religious groups.
2-An act used by religious groups to wage war against other religious groups.
by Puntoni January 21, 2018
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by Bluebrainblackblood December 18, 2021
Get the Self-respect mug.Self glorification is a term referring to the telling of a Harsh But True that glorifies the storyteller. It is the origin of the concept of the self call. The term is specific to the Tabard, a social organization at Dartmouth College.
Towelie: "So there I was, in my mom's house, in my old room with all my old Milli Vanilli posters, getting a blowjob from this fiiiiine honey, and smoking a blunt, when..."
The Tabard: "Self glorification!!"
The Tabard: "Self glorification!!"
by Towelie of the Tabard September 17, 2007
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