self par

When someone inadvertently makes a fool of themselves or makes an obvious mistake.

I just messed up that mix totally, what a self par.

Oh man! I just totally forgot that blates fact, I've just self parred myself there.

by block rocker February 25, 2010

Self-Fail

Making fun of yourself, or in Newspeak, it's irony.

Dude: "You should be a n00b for Halloween."

n00b: "I can't stand n00b. He's an asshole."

Dude: "lol, Self-Fail."

by Dr. Strangelove123 October 24, 2009

self rationalization

1. When actual reality conflicts with ones view of reality, the afflicted person rationalizes a permutation of reality that 'feels' better.

2. Typically expresses an inability to distinguish between fact and opinion.

3. Lying to oneself.

Claiming there were dinosaurs on Noah's ark is an exercise in self rationalization.

by D0gvomit December 19, 2016

Self-respect

Something you don't have

Your mom has no self-respect

by Bluebrainblackblood December 18, 2021

self-whipped

When a man uses the excuse that he can't socialise with his friends because he has (or intends to make) arrangements with his partner already.

Selfwhipped is the result of ignoring the advice of the age old adage, bros before hos

Person 1: Can't come for a beer tonight guys, got to go to my girlfriends.

Person 2: You're self-whipped.

by Torched_ May 18, 2009

Self-Victimization

1-An act commonly used by not-so-normal-people to gain pity.
2-An act used by religious groups to wage war against other religious groups.

People should stop Self-Victimization to gain support.

by Puntoni January 21, 2018

self glorification

Self glorification is a term referring to the telling of a Harsh But True that glorifies the storyteller. It is the origin of the concept of the self call. The term is specific to the Tabard, a social organization at Dartmouth College.

Towelie: "So there I was, in my mom's house, in my old room with all my old Milli Vanilli posters, getting a blowjob from this fiiiiine honey, and smoking a blunt, when..."

The Tabard: "Self glorification!!"

by Towelie of the Tabard September 17, 2007